schmunk 

Schmunk: a person who is at times stupid but is also very funny. With the last name given to a girl she would be drop dead gorgeous and all of the boys would be in love with her. She would most likely be clueless that they like her. With the last name given to a boy he would be not the best looking but also funny. He would most likely only like one girl that is way out of his league but a guy can try right.

Guy one: Dammm that Schmunk girl is looking fine as hell today
Guy two: I know right

For a boy

Girl one: omg that Schmunk boy is ugly but oh so funny

schmunk by Billy goat 🐐🐐 November 18, 2018

Schmunk 

schmunk or schmunck means he who will have the world in his hands. according to an ancient prophecy nordica schmunk will be the surname of the person who will dominate the world either for good or for destruction

Schmunk the king of destrution

Schmunk by Byorn steckmüller February 23, 2018

schmunk 

schmunk is a sex-neutral word and can be used as a adjective and adverb.

Måns2018

-Äej fyfan va schmunkig du är som råkade röka ciggen från fel håll

-asså sluta schmunka o rör på fläsket satmara

-för någon dag så schmunkade jag ner till konsum och snodde lite ost

schmunk by manshgf October 9, 2018

schmunk 

a schmunk is a very specific term used for little brothers that act like monkies and are both adorable and super annoying.
Schmunk can be used in a positive it negative way. For example if my brother is being nice and cute I will call him "schmunk" as a pet name or a nickname
however when my brother is being annoying and mean and doing something that is not to my liking I will tell him "you are such a schmunk"

if it seems complicated don't worry the tone of voice and the situation will tell you everything you need to know
-I created this word when I was little and now my entire family and some friends have adopted the term

Enjoy!

"stop lying its your day to do the dishes you schmunk"
or
"bye schmunk, have a good day at school"

schmunk by Sophiaaaaa06 May 21, 2021

schpunkenfurtur 

1. A thick meaty large penis producing fountain-like amounts of semen/spermmmmmm on frequent basis

2. An explosive verbal exclamation of surprise and joy

Bertie Beaver: he shoved his schpunkenfurtur deep & gave me a right proper filling ...

Cecile Snatch: Schpunkenfurtur! You lucky bugger, was it a Brazilian one this time or a Meaty Mexican?

schpunkenfurtur by clavecin1716(2) May 26, 2020

Schmuckers Slap 

When one recruits a dog and a human to have a sexual escapade with them.

Process:
1. Acquire some Smuckers Jelly (Concord Grape is preferable)
2. Paste it all over your hand
3. Rear the hand back all the way in order for the Slap to be most effective
4. Slap it on the ass real good and rub it in
5. Leave the Jelly on for 10 seconds before having your dog lick it up
6. Enjoy.

Man I want to get a schmuckers slap right now.
I just got schmucked.
We are schmucking right now.

Schmuckers Slap by AnonymousPseudonym10 October 8, 2018

schmuckbag 

A person so unbecoming that it makes a douchebag look good. A human that would be more productive as a tackling dummy for Ndamukong Suh.

There is no chance in hell that I will have dinner with that schmuckbag.

schmuckbag by Seddy Mazel April 11, 2016