schmouchebag 

A generally irritating individual, generally male, that exhibits a verbal display of over-valuing the sound of his/her voice and opinions, and and under-valuing the potential contributions of his/her companion of the moment. Said opinion, developed and expressed on almost everything, is delivered with suggestive or self-serving overtones in order to inflate the orator's opinion of self and/or to garner a sexual experience from the companion. Said conversations tend not to last very long or achieve intended results, unless companion is under the influence of alcohol or other vision/hearing/perception-altering substances. Arising from English "schmoozer" and "douchebag".

Look at shitgrin Derek over there trying to get into CindyLou's pants by talking her up about his dumb Subaru Brat...what a total SCHMOUCHEBAG!!

"No I will not sleep with you, schmouchebag!!"

schmouchebag by notbuyingit August 27, 2013

Scouchebag 

The combination of scumbag and douchebag combined by Tim AKA "Scrow"

Dude max is a scouchebag

Scouchebag by Spam666420 January 21, 2009

Scoouchebag 

A person who very poorly rides a scooter on public roads with little to no regard for traffic laws or other vehicles.

We were ready to turn at the stop sign, but got cut off by the scoouchebag with the mullet.

Scoouchebag by Ghostchild June 4, 2017

Scadouchebag

The word "douchebag" with an extra "sca" added to the front to make it more defined or badass. Mostly used by people who are pissed off.

You: "Bro, did you hear about that new guy who keeps hitting on my girl!"

Friend: "Yeah, he is a total scadouchebag to the Nth degree!"

Scadouchebag by JoNnY_LaPoInTe August 15, 2010

Scdouchebag 

Basicaly it's another way of calling someone a douchebag

For instance " Justin is such a Scdouchebag "

Scdouchebag by Lolslater May 22, 2018