schmoof 

a shortened version of the word schmoo fuck. can be used the same way fuck can

person 1: dude, hunter is such a schmoof head!
person 2: nowhere near as much as that adriana kid!

person3: what the schmoof?
person 4: i dunno

schmoof by AUEHTCEUGTV December 21, 2005

schmoof 

The sweat on your gooch.

(Thing between your balls and ass)

Dude that run was so hard, ahh, i schmoofed myself.

schmoof by KayJay17 April 27, 2009

Schmoof 

Obtains any meaning that the user chooses. Definitions can be implied by context, usage, and tone of voice.

"I totally schmoofed you in Halo."

"Man, my dad is such a schmoof."

"I'm positive that Shawn and her schmoofed after the concert. I heard them in the other room."

Schmoof by Matt Gaskins May 28, 2008

Schmoof 

A flavored nicotine vape. This term is used around a group of nicotine addicted friends who only have one Schmoof to share.

“Where’d my Schmoof go?”
“Ayyy bro pass the Schmoooooooof”
“Hey what flavor’s your Schmoof?”

Schmoof by JuicyJoey February 5, 2024

schmooey 

another term for the popular 'cheat engine.' (except it will steal your money)

dude, i heard about that 'schmooey' thing. pretty shitty huh?

schmooey by therealcallofdutygamer January 13, 2022

Schmoovin' 

When someone or something is moving far faster or far more stylishly than reasonably expected. Usually used when describing Super Smash Bros character movement.

Yo, did you see Hax$'s fox today? He was schmoovin'

Schmoovin' by Confused Tyrannosaurus January 26, 2020

Schmooblydong 

The word that can most accurately describe the sensation experienced from

listening to Barbara Streisand sing the musical works of Celine Dion.

Hayley: "So, how'd the big night turn out?"
Roger: "It was... there's no word to describe it. Schmooblydong? That's not it,

but it's close. Let--let me try and put it in terms you can understand. Imagine

being high at a Rusted Root concert while two dudes take you on in a sun-baked

porta-john."
Hayley: "Wow. That actually does sound really good."
Roger: "Yeah. I'd like that too."

Schmooblydong by American Dad! November 3, 2013