schmoof

a shortened version of the word schmoo fuck. can be used the same way fuck can

person 1: dude, hunter is such a schmoof head!
person 2: nowhere near as much as that adriana kid!

person3: what the schmoof?
person 4: i dunno

by AUEHTCEUGTV December 21, 2005

schmoof

The sweat on your gooch.

(Thing between your balls and ass)

Dude that run was so hard, ahh, i schmoofed myself.

by KayJay17 April 27, 2009

Schmoof

Obtains any meaning that the user chooses. Definitions can be implied by context, usage, and tone of voice.

"I totally schmoofed you in Halo."

"Man, my dad is such a schmoof."

"I'm positive that Shawn and her schmoofed after the concert. I heard them in the other room."

by Matt Gaskins May 28, 2008

Schmoof

A flavored nicotine vape. This term is used around a group of nicotine addicted friends who only have one Schmoof to share.

“Where’d my Schmoof go?”
“Ayyy bro pass the Schmoooooooof”
“Hey what flavor’s your Schmoof?”

by JuicyJoey February 5, 2024