Schmorf 

When something/someone sucks - but you want to keep it on the DL

This 8am class is schmorf

Schmorf by Schmorf September 15, 2016

Schmouf 

Shit mouth.

She’ s got schmouf. Smells like you ate crap for breakfast.

Schmouf by Smellit June 9, 2019

Schmoffed 

To be defeated by a significant margin.

Our team got schmoffed by 20 points!

Schmoffed by WordSith May 14, 2022

schnorfle 

To rummage about in a sporadic manner

"So I schnorfled around the basement for my old high school yearbook for hours, but finally gave up because I started schvitzing.

schnorfle by Robert Bumsted December 13, 2007

schmorge 

1) when you are taking a shower and have especially dry skin and the skin rolls off into these little spongy wet skin balls
2) the little bit of water at the bottom of the shower when you are done that is not quite clear and is full of aforementioned dry-skin-balls. essentially, dead skin cells mixed with shower water.

Check out this really awesome mini-snowman i made out of my schmorge!

schmorge by bigtyrone May 10, 2009

schmormels 

A reaction used when you are hassled.

Can also be used as "schmormie" or "schmorms" or "schmormed"

"Schmorms! I can't find my keys!"

"Man! That fu*ker is such a schmormels!"

"That test got me all schmormed up"

schmormels by lectop February 28, 2004

schmorgisborg 

A large quantity of something, with diverse variation, served or otherwise open to people. Typically refers to a platter of food at a social gathering. The word is derived from Nordic languages, it's exact source unknown, and is used by Americans of Northern European descent, such as those in the American Midwest.

-"Did you see this, Phil? The Lutheran picnic even has lutefisk!"
-"It's a whole schmorgisborg, Marylis! Let's go home and make whoopie, eh?"

schmorgisborg by Stroganoff August 6, 2008