Schminternet 

The original name for the internet made by the creator and was found to be hard to spell so it was named the internet.

Hey can you look up Mr. Moore and Betty Lou on the schminternet.

Schminternet by localnatives September 17, 2018

Shinternet 

Shit-Internet - Having shit internet being shortened to shinternet

AHAHA WILLMATTY HAS SHINTERNET

Shinternet by Willmatty3 July 23, 2017

shinternet 

The word Shinternet is quite simply a cross between the words Shit and Internet. Let's face it, apart from being a gateway to porn, the Internet is boring as fuck, which is why it is Shit. End of story.

http://www.pineridge1.demon.co.uk/ - this is a prime example of the absolute shite that the Shinternet is full of.

shinternet by Lee The King December 9, 2008