Azure's definitions

Wordo

Similar to a typo, except that an entire word is incorrect. Usually this incorrect word is in itself a correctly spelt word, just not what was meant. Often the result of typing faster than your brain can keep up.

12:04:15 <Dewi> well, this is interesting.
12:04:21 <azure> don't lie dewi
12:04:29 <Dewi> No, really, Indians.
12:04:34 <Dewi> Shit.
12:04:35 <azure> okay.
12:05:37 <Dewi> I meant to say "it is"
12:05:49 <azure> and it came out Indians?
12:05:50 <Dewi> but it came out as Indians.
12:05:54 <azure> man, that's the best wordo i've ever seen

by azure April 7, 2003

counter intelligence

what is sometimes experienced while attempting to order at a fast food establishment

'you want fries with that?'
'that's what I just ordered!'
'oh'
'how 'bout an apple pie?'

by azure July 8, 2004

George W. Bush

Pontius Pilate for the 21st Century

George W. Bush was greatly amused by the sock puppet.

by Azure September 8, 2004

fap

The male equivalent of schlick.

by azure April 7, 2003

Heidi Range

The only one in the Sugababes worth looking at.

: Dude, do you like The Sugababes?

: There's more than one of them?

by Azure September 8, 2004

tuna

Another more derrogatory word for a lesbian. Apparently it was drawn from the way cut open tuna looks at a grocery store. (like a vagina)

wow, that chick's a fuckin tuna

by Azure May 13, 2005

Schminty

Like saying minty, but with sch in front.

This toothpaste is schminty

by Azure September 8, 2004