schming
schming by jay12344321123 July 11, 2006
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Schingisch
Schingisch by Schingisch May 20, 2021
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Schving
Schving or Schving Schving refers to sphincter, to be precise: the outer anal sphincter which is under voluntary control.
Coined by Max Keiser as a way to express, in television broadcast, the dangers of inviting violation of the sphincter by way of insertion of sharp or pointy objects, usually repeatedly, by aggrieved parties subjected to involuntary control over their lives and finances.
A sphincter is an anatomical structure, or a circular muscle, that normally maintains constriction of a natural body passage or orifice and which relaxes as required by normal physiological functioning.
Coined by Max Keiser as a way to express, in television broadcast, the dangers of inviting violation of the sphincter by way of insertion of sharp or pointy objects, usually repeatedly, by aggrieved parties subjected to involuntary control over their lives and finances.
A sphincter is an anatomical structure, or a circular muscle, that normally maintains constriction of a natural body passage or orifice and which relaxes as required by normal physiological functioning.
“These guys are saying ‘we won’t take these bonuses’ because they realise the next step after that is a pitchfork up the schving schving’”
Schving by randomprecision November 14, 2011
Scheming Butthole
Friend 1: "Dog we were straight up scheming butthole today!"
Friend 2: "Yeah dude, we schemed those beaches for every butthole we could find!"
Friend 2: "Yeah dude, we schemed those beaches for every butthole we could find!"
Scheming Butthole by OTJdog March 26, 2017
schwing pop
music for adults only
"Fuck me forever" by Connie Lingus , "Sit on my face" by The Echoes and "Uranus is out tonight" by James Lee Meadows are my favourite old time Schwing Pop hits.
schwing pop by kelamist May 27, 2018
schmig affiliate
schmig affiliate by schmigstoppa January 10, 2010
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