When you're just so dumb it's hard to talk to you without getting upset
When someone is infuriating you with their dumbness just call them a schmingledorf cause odds are they won't know what it means and will just confuse them
A copy and pasteerror, where you copied something from somewhere else but forgot to change it.
Friend: It looks like you have the wrong school name on this college application...
Me: Oops, yes, that's a schmeagledorf, I must have copied it from the last school I applied to.
When somebody places a double a battery in their asshole, a double a battery in a woman's vagina, And then proceed to connect both batteries via jumper cables.
Yo bra, me and Dinkle Jr Schmorgledorfed at prom last night.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."