Schmingledorf 

When you're just so dumb it's hard to talk to you without getting upset

When someone is infuriating you with their dumbness just call them a schmingledorf cause odds are they won't know what it means and will just confuse them

Schmingledorf by 69 sublime January 11, 2021

schmincledorf 

(shming-kel-dorf)
to deceive
synonyms: dupe, bamboozle

That fake health inspector really schmincledorfed the manager

schmincledorf by goodgoodgod10 November 23, 2022

schmincledorf 

(shming-kel-dorf)
to deceive
synonyms: dupe, bamboozle

That fake health inspector really schmincledorfed mr.krabs

schmincledorf by goodgoodgod10 November 23, 2022

schmeagledorf 

A copy and paste error, where you copied something from somewhere else but forgot to change it.

Friend: It looks like you have the wrong school name on this college application...
Me: Oops, yes, that's a schmeagledorf, I must have copied it from the last school I applied to.

schmeagledorf by trrrite May 16, 2019

schmorgledorf 

When somebody places a double a battery in their asshole, a double a battery in a woman's vagina, And then proceed to connect both batteries via jumper cables.

Yo bra, me and Dinkle Jr Schmorgledorfed at prom last night.

schmorgledorf by P00PSHANK January 7, 2025

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019