Schminched

The desiring of Chick-fil-a on a Sunday and having the frustrating realization that they aren’t open.

Bro 1: “Hey man I’m hungover let’s get a frosted lemonade from Chick-fil-A.”

Bro 2: “Sunday.”
Bro 3: “You just got schminched.”
Bro 1: “Dudeeeeee. I got schminched.”

by Flying Dutchmen July 13, 2025

schmumched

To trap a queen.

Your dad schmumched that former queen, your majesty. The queen is dead. Long live the queen,!

by RoosterMcRoosterface May 22, 2022

Schmingledorf

When you're just so dumb it's hard to talk to you without getting upset

When someone is infuriating you with their dumbness just call them a schmingledorf cause odds are they won't know what it means and will just confuse them

by 69 sublime January 11, 2021

schronched

When someone hits a part of your body, most likely a face, with a taco.

My best friend schronched me on the ass.

by Blurryfaceisbutt March 4, 2017

Schmingled

Another word for being cracked out - When someone is just off their tits. Maybe after having too many energy drinks. Used within the competitive gaming community.

“That kid is schmingled, see how reckless he is playing right now?”

by El Smacko May 23, 2019

Schmicheal

The coolest name in the world.
Call all your friends schmicheal if your cool.
Or else YAH FACE.
Hahaha.
Its pronounced: Shh-micheal.
:D

Niamh: HI Scott and Marianne.
Marianne: Hihi.
Scott: Hey, I brought the pokemon series.
Marianne: Your so cool.
Niamh: Your new name is schmicheal.

by Marianne :)[e-mail] Add me :) March 14, 2007

schmincledorf

(shming-kel-dorf)
to deceive
synonyms: dupe, bamboozle

That fake health inspector really schmincledorfed the manager

by goodgoodgod10 November 23, 2022