schronched

When someone hits a part of your body, most likely a face, with a taco.

My best friend schronched me on the ass.

schronched by Blurryfaceisbutt March 4, 2017

scrunched 

When you feel upset, angry, or confused af.

Friend 1: Man, that teacher makes me feel scrunched
Friend 2: Dude me too

scrunched by jordynday_ November 23, 2016

Shlonched

To be heavily under the influence of Alcohol and or Substance. Coming to the point of being unconscious.

Holy shit!! Your fucking Schlonched.

Skillo was Shlonched last night he killed that Crown bottle.

Shlonched by Yockie July 28, 2019

scrooched

Totally wasted, usually a result of high consumption of alcoholic beverages.

"Man, look at Trina! She's scrooched!"

scrooched by Methos August 18, 2003

scrooched

Fired upon with a scrooch-gun, as wielded by Gidney and Cloyd (moonmen from the Rocky and Bullwinkle cartoon).

scrooched by john smith September 18, 2003

Scoonched 

. something looks weird or dis-proportioned

. Someone who looks a hot mess

. a blob of fat sticking out that looks unattractive

that girl needs to stop wearing that tight dress because her stomach is scoonched

That dude swear he look good but his face is scoonched

Why she looking a hot mess. she's scoonched

Scoonched by Missy718 August 16, 2011

The scrooched moose 

The phrase originated in the backwoods of Maine. "The Scrooched Moose" is the act of wildly thrashing about as you rapidly change through sexual positions. If at a campsite the scene left behind will look as if a wild bear ransacked your tent. If indoors the scene will look as if you had been burglarized.

A man at the bar was bragging to his buddy l; "Hey man, last night I finally got The Scrooched Moose treatment.".

The scrooched moose by KnowItAll1979 September 3, 2020