Your dad

Gone.

Your Dad: Gone.
You: sad
Your Mom: she ain't glad

by Lil toothpick April 4, 2020

your dad

1. An alternative to {your momas a come back since "your mom" is overused.
2. An alternative to your mom by some gay males as a joke.

1. "So what did you do last night?"
"Your dad."
2. Adam: John... SHUT UP PLEASE
John: lmao, THAT'S NOT WHAT YOUR DADDY
SAID LAST NIGHT!

by Ethan March 7, 2005

your dad

What my 13 year old wigger brother says because he thinks your momisn't cool anymore...

Like it ever was >_<

"Hey, listen to me you little asshole!"
"Your dad! Your dad! Your dad!"
"My dad is your dad too you fucktard." *face palms*

by Laverne April 16, 2004

your dad

Funny/annoying thing to say; or the comeback for girls. . Followed by OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH. best insult/ comeback in all situations

WARNING DO NOT USE IF THE PERSON'S DAD IS DEAD

Guy: What were you doing last night?
Girl: YOUR DAD!! OOOOOOOOOOH

Guy: weres my girlfriend?
Girl: with your dad!
Guy: My dad's dead
Girl. oh my god im so sorry
Guy: SIKE HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

by ~*~*~}{yP}{Y Q|_|33N~*~*~ July 28, 2006

your dad

something you haven't seen for 7 years

your dad is still at the shop buying milk

by your dad u haven't seen November 14, 2019

Your Dad

A man, born roughly 16-30 years before you. Usually married to Your Mom. Responsible for roughly 1/3 of your upbringing, via monetary support. Also A major factor in childhood traumatization, and hereditary alcoholism. In addition, Your Dad is one of the few people GUARANTEED to make sexy time with your mom on a regular basis.

Your dad is at the bar, AGAIN

by The DickTater January 2, 2011

your dad

the one who happily stuck his dick in your mom

(back in the 70's) OH DADDY! FUCK ME!

by your daddy March 13, 2004