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schminch

the act of mushing or squeezing two parts of anything with your fingers or legs or anything like that.
Ah nuts, I didn't mean to schminch all that mustard on my waffle.
or
I'm going to schminch your tummy until you open your neckhole!
by ekimtahuna January 19, 2018
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Schmichael

An amazing person who is rather strange but very sweet inside. Usually seen with a beard and mustache but it makes no difference to his amazing humour. Although sometimes regarded as a btech Emilie he is a genuinely nice person. He is very intelligent but NEVER annoying about it and he is always helpful.
Look at that cool dude
Yeah it's Schmichael he's like that
by rando1234566789 May 20, 2020
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Schmitch

1. When a dad gets a new, smokin’ hot side bitch who’s destined to be the awesomely amazing step mom

2. A way, way better name than Step Mom
My schmitch makes me the best chicken nuggets and mac ‘n’ cheese for dinner.
by QueenHootsie June 11, 2020
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Chocolate Shminch

When a girl puts her finger(s) in your taint and they come out with brown.
"I was at the drive in when my girl gave me a Chocolate Shminch."
by Dainty lips July 1, 2014
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Schmicheal

The coolest name in the world.
Call all your friends schmicheal if your cool.
Or else YAH FACE.
Hahaha.
Its pronounced: Shh-micheal.
:D
Niamh: HI Scott and Marianne.
Marianne: Hihi.
Scott: Hey, I brought the pokemon series.
Marianne: Your so cool.
Niamh: Your new name is schmicheal.
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Schminched

The desiring of Chick-fil-a on a Sunday and having the frustrating realization that they aren’t open.
Bro 1: “Hey man I’m hungover let’s get a frosted lemonade from Chick-fil-A.”

Bro 2: “Sunday.”
Bro 3: “You just got schminched.”
Bro 1: “Dudeeeeee. I got schminched.”
by Flying Dutchmen July 13, 2025
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schvinchter

Is a female so backed up from taking it in the ass both holes are clogged and are no good for nothing anymore
My boy dumped that schvinchter, she is so backed up she wears diapers, cuz the crap is oozing out of her.
by Cally kelly October 27, 2019
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