schminch

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the act of mushing or squeezing two parts of anything with your fingers or legs or anything like that.

Ah nuts, I didn't mean to schminch all that mustard on my waffle.
or
I'm going to schminch your tummy until you open your neckhole!

schminch by ekimtahuna January 19, 2018

Words you can keep

Schmichael

An amazing person who is rather strange but very sweet inside. Usually seen with a beard and mustache but it makes no difference to his amazing humour. Although sometimes regarded as a btech Emilie he is a genuinely nice person. He is very intelligent but NEVER annoying about it and he is always helpful.

Look at that cool dude
Yeah it's Schmichael he's like that

Schmichael by rando1234566789 May 20, 2020

Related Words

schminch • Schminched • schmincledorf • Schmichael • Schmicheal • Schmincing • Schmitch • schmunch • schvinchter • Chocolate Shminch

Schmitch

1. When a dad gets a new, smokin’ hot side bitch who’s destined to be the awesomely amazing step mom

2. A way, way better name than Step Mom

My schmitch makes me the best chicken nuggets and mac ‘n’ cheese for dinner.

Schmitch by QueenHootsie June 11, 2020

Chocolate Shminch

When a girl puts her finger(s) in your taint and they come out with brown.

"I was at the drive in when my girl gave me a Chocolate Shminch."

Chocolate Shminch by Dainty lips July 1, 2014

Schmicheal

The coolest name in the world.
Call all your friends schmicheal if your cool.
Or else YAH FACE.
Hahaha.
Its pronounced: Shh-micheal.
:D

Niamh: HI Scott and Marianne.
Marianne: Hihi.
Scott: Hey, I brought the pokemon series.
Marianne: Your so cool.
Niamh: Your new name is schmicheal.

Schmicheal by Marianne :)...Proud-to-be-an-emo@hotmail.com Add me :) March 14, 2007

Schminched

The desiring of Chick-fil-a on a Sunday and having the frustrating realization that they aren’t open.

Bro 1: “Hey man I’m hungover let’s get a frosted lemonade from Chick-fil-A.”

Bro 2: “Sunday.”
Bro 3: “You just got schminched.”
Bro 1: “Dudeeeeee. I got schminched.”

Schminched by Flying Dutchmen July 13, 2025

schvinchter

Is a female so backed up from taking it in the ass both holes are clogged and are no good for nothing anymore

My boy dumped that schvinchter, she is so backed up she wears diapers, cuz the crap is oozing out of her.

schvinchter by Cally kelly October 27, 2019

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026