the act of mushing or squeezing two parts of anything with your fingers or legs or anything like that.
Ah nuts, I didn't mean to schminch all that mustard on my waffle.
or
I'm going to schminch your tummy until you open your neckhole!
or
I'm going to schminch your tummy until you open your neckhole!
by ekimtahuna January 19, 2018
Get the schminchmug. The desiring of Chick-fil-a on a Sunday and having the frustrating realization that they aren’t open.
Bro 1: “Hey man I’m hungover let’s get a frosted lemonade from Chick-fil-A.”
Bro 2: “Sunday.”
Bro 3: “You just got schminched.”
Bro 1: “Dudeeeeee. I got schminched.”
Bro 2: “Sunday.”
Bro 3: “You just got schminched.”
Bro 1: “Dudeeeeee. I got schminched.”
by Flying Dutchmen July 13, 2025
Get the Schminchedmug.