schminch 

the act of mushing or squeezing two parts of anything with your fingers or legs or anything like that.

Ah nuts, I didn't mean to schminch all that mustard on my waffle.
or
I'm going to schminch your tummy until you open your neckhole!

schminch by ekimtahuna January 19, 2018

Schmichael 

An amazing person who is rather strange but very sweet inside. Usually seen with a beard and mustache but it makes no difference to his amazing humour. Although sometimes regarded as a btech Emilie he is a genuinely nice person. He is very intelligent but NEVER annoying about it and he is always helpful.

Look at that cool dude
Yeah it's Schmichael he's like that

Schmichael by rando1234566789 May 20, 2020

Schmitch 

1. When a dad gets a new, smokin’ hot side bitch who’s destined to be the awesomely amazing step mom

2. A way, way better name than Step Mom

My schmitch makes me the best chicken nuggets and mac ‘n’ cheese for dinner.

Schmitch by QueenHootsie June 11, 2020

Chocolate Shminch 

When a girl puts her finger(s) in your taint and they come out with brown.

"I was at the drive in when my girl gave me a Chocolate Shminch."

Chocolate Shminch by Dainty lips July 1, 2014

Schmicheal

The coolest name in the world.
Call all your friends schmicheal if your cool.
Or else YAH FACE.
Hahaha.
Its pronounced: Shh-micheal.
:D

Niamh: HI Scott and Marianne.
Marianne: Hihi.
Scott: Hey, I brought the pokemon series.
Marianne: Your so cool.
Niamh: Your new name is schmicheal.

Schmicheal by Marianne :)[e-mail] Add me :) March 14, 2007

Schminched 

The desiring of Chick-fil-a on a Sunday and having the frustrating realization that they aren’t open.

Bro 1: “Hey man I’m hungover let’s get a frosted lemonade from Chick-fil-A.”

Bro 2: “Sunday.”
Bro 3: “You just got schminched.”
Bro 1: “Dudeeeeee. I got schminched.”

Schminched by Flying Dutchmen July 13, 2025

schvinchter 

Is a female so backed up from taking it in the ass both holes are clogged and are no good for nothing anymore

My boy dumped that schvinchter, she is so backed up she wears diapers, cuz the crap is oozing out of her.

schvinchter by Cally kelly October 27, 2019