the act of mushing or squeezing two parts of anything with your fingers or legs or anything like that.
Ah nuts, I didn't mean to schminch all that mustard on my waffle.
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I'm going to schminch your tummy until you open your neckhole!
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I'm going to schminch your tummy until you open your neckhole!
by ekimtahuna January 19, 2018
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1. When a dad gets a new, smokin’ hot side bitch who’s destined to be the awesomely amazing step mom
2. A way, way better name than Step Mom
2. A way, way better name than Step Mom
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Call all your friends schmicheal if your cool.
Or else YAH FACE.
Hahaha.
Its pronounced: Shh-micheal.
:D
Call all your friends schmicheal if your cool.
Or else YAH FACE.
Hahaha.
Its pronounced: Shh-micheal.
:D
Niamh: HI Scott and Marianne.
Marianne: Hihi.
Scott: Hey, I brought the pokemon series.
Marianne: Your so cool.
Niamh: Your new name is schmicheal.
Marianne: Hihi.
Scott: Hey, I brought the pokemon series.
Marianne: Your so cool.
Niamh: Your new name is schmicheal.
by Marianne :)...Proud-to-be-an-emo@hotmail.com Add me :) March 14, 2007
Get the Schmicheal mug.The desiring of Chick-fil-a on a Sunday and having the frustrating realization that they aren’t open.
Bro 1: “Hey man I’m hungover let’s get a frosted lemonade from Chick-fil-A.”
Bro 2: “Sunday.”
Bro 3: “You just got schminched.”
Bro 1: “Dudeeeeee. I got schminched.”
Bro 2: “Sunday.”
Bro 3: “You just got schminched.”
Bro 1: “Dudeeeeee. I got schminched.”
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Get the Schminched mug.Is a female so backed up from taking it in the ass both holes are clogged and are no good for nothing anymore
My boy dumped that schvinchter, she is so backed up she wears diapers, cuz the crap is oozing out of her.
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