Schmief 

A gaseous excretion from the penis.

After she quiefed on her boyfriend, he retaliated with a powerful schmief of his own.

Schmief by Stenman May 4, 2004

Schmiee 

American v. ca 1999

To terminate from employment for any reason.

To conduct mass layoffs.

Hey Jim got Schmieed yesterday because he was a lazy oaf .

Hey I heard that the company is going to do the Big Schmiee. I hope I don't get laid off.

Schmiee by Botendaddy July 9, 2016

Schmiee 

"schmiee"

(american) n. 1970's

Schmiee is a term for marijuanic herb. It is based on reversing the sounds of "Smoke the Reefer" to "Roak the Schmieffer" or "Schmiee for short.

See also "Roak"

"Hey man, let's roak the schmiee."

"Hey baby, do roak the schmiee?" She asked blithely.

Schmiee by Botendaddy February 17, 2009

Schmiff 

Schmiff: (adj) A word to describe something so incredibly awesome that it can't be compared to anything else, and that no other word can fully describe.

"Man, that new movie was so schmiff!"
"You liked it?"
"Absolutely!"

Schmiff by Darryl J. McAdams May 24, 2010

Schmeff 

A phrase originating in Northern California expressing frustration or anger at a person or animal.

Tito: "what the fuck man?!!! You gave me a used condom!"
Marco: "I didn't know...."
Tito: "SCHMEFF."

Schmeff by Rarlos Codrigo November 15, 2010

Schmieran 

An absoulte fucking fatass who never stops eating.

Mike: Yo Pierre look at Will he's eating again
Pierre: He's such a Schmieran

Schmieran by AnonymousHamster May 31, 2020

schmiffy

a word to describe something fantastic.

ooo that spider crab is a bit schmiffy.

schmiffy by mosley88 March 31, 2009