Schlief

Verb; the act of smoking marijuana but still being able to carry out your daily responsibilities.

Man that guy sure is a stoner, but its okay because he schlief's.

by TheShocker6 December 1, 2009

Schlief

The are of sticking your foot up a woman's butt, also called "Footing"

It felt so good when we schliefed.

by Lkatmeintennisee June 6, 2011

Schleifenschlampe

A person who ties somebody else’s shoe.

Eine Person welche anderen die Schuhe bindet.

The new girl in our class is such a schleifenschlampe, she really ties everyone’s shoes for a fiver.

Das neue Mädchen in unserer Klasse ist so eine schleifenschlampe, für ein Fünfer bindet sie von jedem die Schuhe.

by MrYamiUrSimp May 10, 2022

Schlieman Flush

When you get off with more than 6 people in one night. Classy.

Person 1: "How many people did you get with last night??"
Person 2: "Well..let's just see I got a schlieman flush"

by H&S October 10, 2008

Schlieman Crush

Getting with someone that your good friend has already got with, in the same night.

Person 1: "I got with Jeromeo last night"
Schlie: "HEY, so did I..."
Person 1: "Dude, you totally schlieman crushed me!"

by H&S October 9, 2008

schlift

schlift(verb). A term used to describe the movement of an object or objects while under the influence of hallucinogenics (i.e high).

On a lazy Sunday afternoon, while they were contemplating the deeper meaning of liff, Neil and Stef happened to ever so subtly glance at the dusty unkept bookshelf and unbeknown to either party, the above said bookshelf magically schlifted, to the left.

(Thanks to David Bowie from 1988 the Labyrinth)
(Please please please publish this!)
(it would mean a lot to us)
(i'd just like to thank my mom...

by robstefneil January 3, 2009

Schlaefli

a small growth which is surprisingly hard to get rid off once it has a decent hold on you. Can be easily distracted with the use of bright lights, screens or video games.

Jamie: Dude is that a Schlaefli on your back?

Henry: Yeah dont worry i'll offer him Call of Duty when i get home.

by Henrehhhhhh October 24, 2009