schmeef

an arrogant guy aka a douche

that guy over there is a total schmeef

schmeef by tracispaci January 26, 2006

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Schmeef

The username of someone on the Internet who hates the current definitions

Why is Schmeef crying?

Schmeef by Spooky_wa January 2, 2021

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Related Words

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schmeef

Highly similar to the female "queef", a schmeef is a penile fart.

O man, that schmeef smells like shit

schmeef by Dirt March 29, 2004

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schmeef

1. A very awesome individual, that typically provokes people to have a great time.

2. A very hip trendy item, something cool.

2. Oh my god, that girl is wearing the most Schmeef outfit thats hot!

schmeef by Anon March 9, 2005

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Schmeef

a nickname or word to describe someone or something that is adorable or very cute

“oh my god finn is so cute he’s literally my schmeef”

Schmeef by Schmeefster March 29, 2024

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schmeef

Being a schmeef is being schmeef

you are the best schmeef

schmeef by HXW March 1, 2025

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Ground Schmeef

Bruh you just Punch de Ouch'ed my Ground Schmeef

Ground Schmeef by THeNodrog May 7, 2020

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

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