Highly similar to the female "queef", a schmeef is a penile fart.
O man, that schmeef smells like shit
by Dirt March 29, 2004
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1. A very awesome individual, that typically provokes people to have a great time.

2. A very hip trendy item, something cool.
2. Oh my god, that girl is wearing the most Schmeef outfit thats hot!
by Anon March 9, 2005
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The username of someone on the Internet who hates the current definitions
Why is Schmeef crying?
by Spooky_wa January 2, 2021
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Bruh you just Punch de Ouch'ed my Ground Schmeef
by THeNodrog May 8, 2020
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