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excretion geometry
My baby son's an expert at excretion geometry since he seems to make perfect triangles and blocks out of his own poo!
excretion geometry by Doddi October 17, 2007
fecal matter excretion unit
A very intellectual word for an asshole fecal matter obviously being shit, with the excretion unit being the asshole.
fecal matter excretion unit by Chode bone November 15, 2006
Dew Fuel Excretion
One who has consumed a large amount of Dew Fuel energy drink eventually to the point where one's asshole is leaking out fecal matter constantly for an extremely long period of time .
Holy crap David had a major case of Dew Fuel excretion last night I had to go home early because the stench was absolutely haggard.
Dew Fuel Excretion by Treboratoirnator November 12, 2006
group excretion
group excretion by 96virgins February 29, 2020
Gluteus maximus homeostasis excretion
Gluteus maximus homeostasis excretion by Kuntryboujc June 21, 2019
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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