Schmeak

A tiny penis no bigger than a Vienna sausage

Ex. "Look, he got the schmeak!"

by Jon Buttfuck October 17, 2015

Schmeak

To be a disciple of Christ

Hello I’m a schmeak of God

A group of sigma males who follow God

by Marty_bluud December 7, 2022

Schmeag

Blakeley

Blakeley is a schmeag

by Steven Spalldarph June 13, 2018

Schmeckle pop

Another creative word for; External Genitalia, Penis, Willy and others.

Nice schmeckle pop!

Thanks

by j.w.g7masi October 16, 2014

shmeak

anything shorter than a schlong

have you seen that dude's shmeak?

by bigshmeakpapa May 7, 2018

Schmeat

A giga-penis

You know me and the boys are packing that schmeat

by YourBoyBepis October 12, 2020

schmeckledorf

the state of being bamboozled

spongebob: We've been schmeckledorfed!
mr. krabs: That's not even a word and i agree with ya!

by dano magnum September 26, 2006