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Unknown bodily substance found on everyday items.
"Amanda left a bunch of schmead on my monitor and keyboard."
by retlehs September 15, 2006
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An unpredictably dumb person.
A surprisingly idiotic human being.
"Bradly, did you finish your biology homework?"
"No... I stapled it to the ceiling."
"Bradly, you are such a schmead."
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by Aerodynamic-Arson-Ready-Or-Not October 25, 2019
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