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Schmead
"Bradly, did you finish your biology homework?"
"No... I stapled it to the ceiling."
"Bradly, you are such a schmead."
"No... I stapled it to the ceiling."
"Bradly, you are such a schmead."
Schmead by Aerodynamic-Arson-Ready-Or-Not October 25, 2019
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Schmead
Is a blending the german word ‘Schatzi’, translated as darling/ honey, with the german word ‘mädchen’, girl. Early forms relate to ‘Schmädchen’ from which the short version ‘Schmead’ abbreviated. Some also refer to ‘Schmead head’
Schmead by Schmeadhead March 28, 2022
Schmead darsted
When a female comes over to your lovely man cave and passes out within the confines of your bed. She than pees your bed.
Schmead darsted by Juicy john December 30, 2012
Schmeidlered
Schmeidlered by Ian J. April 25, 2008
Schmeddy
A Schmeddy is a very good friend, your bestest friend maybe, a bestie, one that causes you to laugh so hard you cry and/or pee your pants when your together or on the phone. A friend that’s like your sister or brother from another mother.
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
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