1.NYC Deli slang for the act coating a bagel with a small amount of cream cheese.
2. A small amount of any condiment applied to a food item.
3. A medical test for women from New York.
1. "Hey Marty a poppy seed with a schmear ." (NOTE:To use schmear authentically the customer usually mumbles while he waits just loud enough for other customers to hear something like: "Oy is so hot in here , I should be so rich to pay this electric bill. How does he make a living? Such a waste.")
2. Klutz...I said a schmear of mustard...not the whole jar."
2. I am so verklempt my doctor wants me to get another pap schmear. I should live that long!"
by Global Feetus April 3, 2007
Get the schmear mug.
A word similar to shebang. It means, the whole thing.
She bought the computer, the printer, the whole schmear.
by Anastasia DeLuciano December 6, 2004
Get the schmear mug.
A cocky and arrogant person who suprisingly has many friends who look past these faults
I can't believe that cocky Schmear won homecoming king!!
by settler69 February 21, 2008
Get the schmear mug.
Try singing, "99 bagels with schmear on the wall, 99 bagels with schmear..." to kill even the strongest bagel craving.
by jackalicious April 8, 2004
Get the schmear mug.
when you schmear something on a door
muuuuum i just schmeard some spaghetti on my dooooooor
by MAXKELLYMADETHESE!!! March 4, 2019
Get the schmear mug.

the word for smearing turds on your wall
grant : schmear
Todd:*under mind control* okay then master *takes a big one on the floor*
by Sinclair02 March 4, 2019
Get the schmear mug.
A strategy used in the card game Sheepshead, wherein a person will play a high point value card in a situation where his or her partner is likely to take the trick.
After my partner played the big black I threw the ace of diamonds out there as schmear.
by zozman June 19, 2006
Get the schmear mug.