schmea

Can be used to replace any noun or verb.
Can be used as a secret code word, or to disguise curse words from children.

lets just mosy on down schmea.

Ay mang, you got any schmea.

Go to your room or I'm gonna whoop your little schmea

schmea by Jeff Poulin October 17, 2006

Schmea

A word used when you dont really know what to say. and dont really care enough to make something up. like a 'eh' or a 'dunno'.

Hey Magnus.. How's the weather?

Magnus: Schmea.

or

Hey Magnus.. Did you hear about the world's largest mole found in mongolia?

Magnus: Schmea

Schmea by vooooot November 1, 2011

Schmeag 

Blakeley

Blakeley is a schmeag

Schmeag by Steven Spalldarph June 13, 2018

Schmeat 

A giga-penis

You know me and the boys are packing that schmeat

Schmeat by YourBoyBepis October 12, 2020

wackity schmackity doo 

Said after a very corny, very unfunny joke. Derived from the old Vaudeville comedy acts in which almost every one-liner was punctuated by a musical jingle. Usually played on the piano by a portly man with bright red cherub-like cheeks.

Made popular by Patton Oswalt in his comedy CD, "Werewolves & Lollipops".

Man in Auschwitz Camp: "I haven't seen this many ribs since I was at Tony Roma's!"

*wackity schmackity doo!*

wackity schmackity doo by TattooZoo October 27, 2007

schmeat yeet beat your meat yah 

when schmeat yeets and beats your meat and it feels good from schmeat and your like yah

Schmeat Yeet Beat Your Meat Yah!!!

schmeat yeet beat your meat yah by schmeat yeet beat your meat ya March 22, 2017

schmeal muffin

A batch of muffins you eat directly after application of dry towel cream. You eat them quickly while no one is looking.

-in a bot voice-: Nathan Keller ate a batch of schmeal muffins. He ate them quickly while no one was watching. What an actual shmuck.

schmeal muffin by HimmlerLicksPenis April 21, 2019