A general word used to describe a multitude of things that defy explanation. Can be a noun, pronoun, verb, adverb, adjective. Use is similar to Smurf from the 80's hit cartoon show The Smurf's. Can also be used in various forms ala schmeading, smeaded, smeading, schmeader, etc.
by MPREZYA September 25, 2005
by retlehs September 16, 2006
"Bradly, did you finish your biology homework?"
"No... I stapled it to the ceiling."
"Bradly, you are such a schmead."
"No... I stapled it to the ceiling."
"Bradly, you are such a schmead."
by Aerodynamic-Arson-Ready-Or-Not October 25, 2019
Is a blending the german word ‘Schatzi’, translated as darling/ honey, with the german word ‘mädchen’, girl. Early forms relate to ‘Schmädchen’ from which the short version ‘Schmead’ abbreviated. Some also refer to ‘Schmead head’
by Schmeadhead March 28, 2022
When a female comes over to your lovely man cave and passes out within the confines of your bed. She than pees your bed.
by Juicy john December 30, 2012
by ka.d. & j. weinberger March 21, 2008
by CorneliusJack August 31, 2010