schmeag

Performing an act that lacks complete common sense, dancing sporadically oblivious to surroundings.
That dude on the dance floor is a schmeag.

That schmeag down the street lit their house on fire.

Is there a schmeag at the party?
I got a black eye from that shmeag on the dance floor.
by the dude269 February 27, 2010
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Schmeag

Someone who covets an object of power and/or desire, a "precious" and will do anything to attain/protect it.
Stop schmeagin' over that bitch man she's a whuore. Girl don't schmeag over that wedding ring it's only a material object.
by maynholdup March 27, 2017
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