Schmeagol

the biggest lick; closely resembles the character from lord of the rings; not sociably acceptable in society or most public places including restaurants, public schools, and most Walmarts in South Florida; very hard to understand and should consider learning sign language; also has trouble "with the ladies".

drug dealer: hey lick wanna buy some tree

schmeagol: hey sure brooo how bout a g for 15

drug dealer: fuck you lick try 30.

schmeagol: yes sir mr. sir

drug dealer: *walks away with $30 and never gave him the tree*

Schmeagol by dat boi FUF* October 13, 2011

schmeagol

Feeling lazy, not wanting to move, feeling greasy, feeling hungover, being high>

Look at mike in his bed after drinking last night...What a schmeagol!

schmeagol by cangreko April 3, 2010

Schmeag 

Blakeley

Blakeley is a schmeag

Schmeag by Steven Spalldarph June 13, 2018

schmeal muffin

A batch of muffins you eat directly after application of dry towel cream. You eat them quickly while no one is looking.

-in a bot voice-: Nathan Keller ate a batch of schmeal muffins. He ate them quickly while no one was watching. What an actual shmuck.

schmeal muffin by HimmlerLicksPenis April 21, 2019

schmeail 

a term for passing the vape on the low low

“yo dawg can you pass the schmeail”

schmeail by schmeailgod46 March 29, 2022

schmagooly

A character that is missing common sense and/or a sense of reality.

That guy is such a schmagooly.

schmagooly by Bailer April 29, 2008

Schmeag 

Someone who covets an object of power and/or desire, a "precious" and will do anything to attain/protect it.

Stop schmeagin' over that bitch man she's a whuore. Girl don't schmeag over that wedding ring it's only a material object.

Schmeag by maynholdup March 26, 2017