the biggest lick; closely resembles the character from lord of the rings; not sociably acceptable in society or most public places including restaurants, public schools, and most Walmarts in South Florida; very hard to understand and should consider learning sign language; also has trouble "with the ladies".
drug dealer: hey lick wanna buy some tree
schmeagol: hey sure brooo how bout a g for 15
drug dealer: fuck you lick try 30.
schmeagol: yes sir mr. sir
drug dealer: *walks away with $30 and never gave him the tree*
schmeagol: hey sure brooo how bout a g for 15
drug dealer: fuck you lick try 30.
schmeagol: yes sir mr. sir
drug dealer: *walks away with $30 and never gave him the tree*
by dat boi FUF* October 13, 2011
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A batch of muffins you eat directly after application of dry towel cream. You eat them quickly while no one is looking.
-in a bot voice-: Nathan Keller ate a batch of schmeal muffins. He ate them quickly while no one was watching. What an actual shmuck.
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Stop schmeagin' over that bitch man she's a whuore. Girl don't schmeag over that wedding ring it's only a material object.
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