Schluh

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A slang word that is teasing the way Californians speak. This word can be used in place of the word S***, Shut, F***, Cool, Loser, and Idiot. The word meaning is detemined by context clues.

I am the Schluh!

I think you should both Schluh up.

Go Schluh yourself!

That was so Schluh!

You guys are Schluhs.

Patrick: Omg, hi like, totallt fer sure, i mean like, whatever, cause duh, right!?!?
Jenna: Ur like, rude.
Patrick: Uh like, nooooo!! Duh in the Schluh, bruh!!!

Schluh by MuffinboyAndLilSis January 10, 2010

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Schlube

A term of infinite meanings used in absence of a verb or noun

1) what the schlube ?!
2) hey schlube

Schlube by FRANKIE THE SCHLUBE January 22, 2018

Related Words

Schluh • schlub • Schlump • Schluck • schlumped • Schluff • Schlumpkin • Schlubby • schlunk • schluffer

Schlundted

The ability to drink a beer extremely fast, but without anyone noticing you taking a sip of it. As in, you have half of a beer left but your friends is empty, your friend Schlundted the beer.

Dude, you really Schlundted that beer!

Schlundted by JophisDrazin May 21, 2018

Schlumpadumpf

Schlumpadumpf - noun - the state your boy is in when he’s wasted as fuck and laying on the floor and making absolutely no sense. May also be used to refer to the individual himself.

“Yo what’s the move fam ”
“I’m schlumpadumpf”

Schlumpadumpf by PooPoo Garbage LLC February 2, 2019

fat schlump

The state of being in a very fat nap, usually lasting between 5-40 minutes. Typically very obese people have experienced this phenomenon, but it can happen to healthy people. Also people who are fat schlump tend use anything from a Cards Against Humanity box, to a water bottle as a pillow, and can sleep anywhere available at the time.

Patrick: "Yo, wheres Victor?"
John: "He's over there, and he's sleeping on my trombone case!"
Patrick: "Damn, he fat schlump."

fat schlump by vicast115 January 23, 2019

schlunk

1. To be shleep.

2. To pass out whilst amongst company

“Bro will is totally schlunk right now”

schlunk by Rotty Boot November 18, 2018

Schlubbatuchus

A poorly dressed fat person.

Larry the Cable Guy shouldn't wear those ratty clothes; he's a schlubbatuchus.

Schlubbatuchus by Schlubbatuchus51 April 1, 2017

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026