schlubb

A schlubb is a schmoe about to die of sloth. A schlubb is one lazy mutha effa. See "a bump on a log."

That bloody schlubb hasn't gotten out of bed all flippin' week!

by cMo March 20, 2005

schlubb

to wear the most daggy comfortable clothes you have and have a lazy day at home. usually happens on a weekend, specifically Sunday. you do not care how feral you look, what house work needs doing, where anybody is or what they are doing. the kids could be setting fire to the yard and you would not care. only the television, your book or facebook matters. if it is out of your reach it does not exist (chocolate or beer being the exception).

its too cold to go out today, i think a schlubb day is in order.

i'm not visiting your mother i'm having a schlubb day and that's it!!!

it's been a long week at work, i'm staying in and being schlubb today.

by RedDragon01 September 3, 2009

Schlube

A term of infinite meanings used in absence of a verb or noun

1) what the schlube ?!
2) hey schlube

by FRANKIE THE SCHLUBE January 22, 2018

schwubber

the schwubber is a blunted version of a pussy

"I can't come today, I feel tired." - You're a schwubber!

by vaekek April 30, 2021

Schlubbatuchus

A poorly dressed fat person.

Larry the Cable Guy shouldn't wear those ratty clothes; he's a schlubbatuchus.

by Schlubbatuchus51 April 1, 2017

schlub

A trashy person, loser, or drip

"Guy's a schlub," he said. The person reminded them of a supporting character from Mark Wahlberg's The Fighter or from the original Rocky movie. He was like Eric Roberts in The Pope of Greenwich Village.

"If it weren't for her singing career, she'd be a schlub," he opined of Britney Spears.

by Ninja Clan Lord February 3, 2017

schlubby

a kinda chubby guy who has unkempt hair and can barely take care of himself

rick moranis is schlubby

by caspoorly June 27, 2009