schlubby

a kinda chubby guy who has unkempt hair and can barely take care of himself

rick moranis is schlubby

by caspoorly June 27, 2009

Schlubby

An ill-kempt overweight man, often with a pronounced beer gut. Often looks 10+ years older than they are due to years of alcoholism or bad genetic luck.

I love that streamer, but was in utter shock to find out he was 28. He's so schlubby I thought he was at least 40!

by WhatIrony February 5, 2022

Schlubby

Still trying to look hot; particularly refers to men in their 40s. Masculine of schlabby.

Rick is acting schlubby; he really shouldn't wear that speedo!

by SchlabbyGirl June 2, 2008

Schlubby

big stanky fat ass pig of a slut

Wow does your girlfriend ever have a schlubby ass.

by Bitch&Warden April 25, 2006

Schlubby

Gross. Wet. Uncomfortable.

That vomit is hella schlubby, I ain't cleanin that ish

by Sassyscoot February 10, 2021

Schlubbatuchus

A poorly dressed fat person.

Larry the Cable Guy shouldn't wear those ratty clothes; he's a schlubbatuchus.

by Schlubbatuchus51 April 1, 2017

Shlubby

Definition 1: Adj. Sloppy, offputting, generally used to describe a man.

Definition 2: A Garfield knockoff from the Tumblr ARG "Ever Play This Game" by Tumblr user beabigshot. Enjoys Fettuccine alfredo and hates weekends.

Definition 1
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Person 1: "Man, that dumpster salesman sure was shlubby, huh?"
Person 2: "I would fuck him."
P1: "...what?"
P2: "Uh, I said I would junk him. Toss him back in the trash where he belongs, haha."
P1:
P1: "You need therapy."

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Definition 2:
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P1: "Finally, we're at Maxfun, the happiest place on- what the hell happened here?"
Shlubby: "Shlubby"
P2: "Oh my god it's Shlubby EPTG"
P1: "DUDE DON'T GET TOO CLOSE IT'S LEAKING FLUIDS-"

*banana slip sound effect*
*munching noises*

P1: "Oh my god..."
Shlubby: "Fettuccine alfredo what a delight"

by Shlubby Expert January 28, 2022