schlubby

a kinda chubby guy who has unkempt hair and can barely take care of himself

rick moranis is schlubby

by caspoorly June 28, 2009

Schlubby

An ill-kempt overweight man, often with a pronounced beer gut. Often looks 10+ years older than they are due to years of alcoholism or bad genetic luck.

I love that streamer, but was in utter shock to find out he was 28. He's so schlubby I thought he was at least 40!

by WhatIrony February 5, 2022

Schlubby

Still trying to look hot; particularly refers to men in their 40s. Masculine of schlabby.

Rick is acting schlubby; he really shouldn't wear that speedo!

by SchlabbyGirl May 31, 2008

Schlubby

big stanky fat ass pig of a slut

Wow does your girlfriend ever have a schlubby ass.

by Bitch&Warden April 7, 2006

Schlubby

Gross. Wet. Uncomfortable.

That vomit is hella schlubby, I ain't cleanin that ish

by Sassyscoot February 11, 2021