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n. To glide the fingers over the testicles collecting ballsweat and -cheese and hold them under the nose whereupon the fingers are huffed and the manly fragrance savored
I was watching a sick Judas Priest dvd when, out of the corner of my eye, I observed the male model/english teacher schlossing.
schloss by catoninetails July 7, 2006
Urban Dictionary Merch
one having a gigantically huge nose;
one whose nose is abnormally large for his face;
one who really needs a nose job. really badly.
ewww. look at that schloss!
i could never hook up with a kid like that!

or-

omg. how is she kissing him? his schloss is like taking over her face. hahaa
schloss by macx October 16, 2005

Schloss Fels

The language of the drunken Swiss Mountain people
In Schloss Fels, Beer means "I Love You"
Schloss Fels by Frat Boyz October 18, 2007

Big Schloss 

A schloss is a dong that comes in the big and small varieties.
A boy named Justin wearing shorts with a 4-inch inseam hiked a trail in the Blue Ridge Mountains. When he reached the precipice, he was huffing and sweaty. He looked out across the rolling green hills and it was so beautiful, he couldn't believe the sight, and neither could his weiner. It got erect, the tip poking out of his short shorts. When he suddenly felt the fresh breeze down there, he thought, "I couldn't have done this without my big schloss".
Big Schloss by Little Schloss July 22, 2023
Well well well, I do believe you were quite schloshed when you decided to call me last night and talk about your small penis.
schloshed by asouth August 5, 2007

schlouski 

A sexual act in which a man takes his penis out of a womans vagina and slaps her clit with his cock.
Ricky: Yo mike what did you do last night?
Mike: I had sex with your mom!
Ricky: Really? How was it?
Mike: Dude she went crazy when I pulled the ol' schlouski on her!
schlouski by bradcypherex March 30, 2009
To be a little bitch.
Phil passed out again? What a fucking schluss!
schluss by Schlusspuss May 11, 2016
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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