schloss-na-gle ('shläs-nā-gəl)
schlossnagled; schlossnagling
TRANSITIVE VERB

to assert as true or valid what is false or invalid through the use of castigation and/or righteous indignation

President Clinton wagged his finger as he schlossnagled the assembled press, his eyes glaring as he tersely stated, "I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky."

schlossnagle by anonymous June 26, 2024

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schlossnagle

schloss-na-gle ('shläs-nā-gəl)
schlossnagled; schlossnagling
TRANSITIVE VERB

to assert as true or valid what is false or invalid through the use of castigation and/or righteous indignation

President Clinton wagged his finger as he schlossnagled the assembled press, his eyes glaring as he tersely stated, "I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky."

schlossnagle by anonymous June 26, 2024

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Schlosnagled

When a female gets a little too tipsy and you bend her over the edge of the bed and cum on her booty.

I schlosnagled that girl from the bar.

Schlosnagled by Schlosnaglin' August 10, 2008

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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