n. To glide the fingers over the testicles collecting ballsweat and -cheese and hold them under the nose whereupon the fingers are huffed and the manly fragrance savored
I was watching a sick Judas Priest dvd when, out of the corner of my eye, I observed the male model/english teacher schlossing.
by catoninetails July 7, 2006
Get the schloss mug.one having a gigantically huge nose;
one whose nose is abnormally large for his face;
one who really needs a nose job. really badly.
one whose nose is abnormally large for his face;
one who really needs a nose job. really badly.
ewww. look at that schloss!
i could never hook up with a kid like that!
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omg. how is she kissing him? his schloss is like taking over her face. hahaa
i could never hook up with a kid like that!
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omg. how is she kissing him? his schloss is like taking over her face. hahaa
by macx October 16, 2005
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by Frat Boyz October 18, 2007
Get the Schloss Fels mug.A boy named Justin wearing shorts with a 4-inch inseam hiked a trail in the Blue Ridge Mountains. When he reached the precipice, he was huffing and sweaty. He looked out across the rolling green hills and it was so beautiful, he couldn't believe the sight, and neither could his weiner. It got erect, the tip poking out of his short shorts. When he suddenly felt the fresh breeze down there, he thought, "I couldn't have done this without my big schloss".
by Little Schloss July 22, 2023
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by asouth August 5, 2007
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Ricky: Yo mike what did you do last night?
Mike: I had sex with your mom!
Ricky: Really? How was it?
Mike: Dude she went crazy when I pulled the ol' schlouski on her!
Mike: I had sex with your mom!
Ricky: Really? How was it?
Mike: Dude she went crazy when I pulled the ol' schlouski on her!
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