n. To glide the fingers over the testicles collecting ballsweat and -cheese and hold them under the nose whereupon the fingers are huffed and the manly fragrance savored
I was watching a sick Judas Priest dvd when, out of the corner of my eye, I observed the male model/english teacher schlossing.
by catoninetails July 7, 2006
one having a gigantically huge nose;
one whose nose is abnormally large for his face;
one who really needs a nose job. really badly.
one whose nose is abnormally large for his face;
one who really needs a nose job. really badly.
ewww. look at that schloss!
i could never hook up with a kid like that!
or-
omg. how is she kissing him? his schloss is like taking over her face. hahaa
i could never hook up with a kid like that!
or-
omg. how is she kissing him? his schloss is like taking over her face. hahaa
by macx October 16, 2005
A boy named Justin wearing shorts with a 4-inch inseam hiked a trail in the Blue Ridge Mountains. When he reached the precipice, he was huffing and sweaty. He looked out across the rolling green hills and it was so beautiful, he couldn't believe the sight, and neither could his weiner. It got erect, the tip poking out of his short shorts. When he suddenly felt the fresh breeze down there, he thought, "I couldn't have done this without my big schloss".
by Little Schloss July 23, 2023
by Frat Boyz October 3, 2007
After all that wine you could tell she was schlossed so we went back to the van and fucked really good for like 20 minutes.
by Cocky Mcvan September 20, 2013