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one having a gigantically huge nose;
one whose nose is abnormally large for his face;
one who really needs a nose job. really badly.
ewww. look at that schloss!
i could never hook up with a kid like that!

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omg. how is she kissing him? his schloss is like taking over her face. hahaa
schloss by macx October 16, 2005

Schloss Fels

The language of the drunken Swiss Mountain people
In Schloss Fels, Beer means "I Love You"
Schloss Fels by Frat Boyz October 18, 2007

Big Schloss 

A schloss is a dong that comes in the big and small varieties.
A boy named Justin wearing shorts with a 4-inch inseam hiked a trail in the Blue Ridge Mountains. When he reached the precipice, he was huffing and sweaty. He looked out across the rolling green hills and it was so beautiful, he couldn't believe the sight, and neither could his weiner. It got erect, the tip poking out of his short shorts. When he suddenly felt the fresh breeze down there, he thought, "I couldn't have done this without my big schloss".
Big Schloss by Little Schloss July 22, 2023
Well well well, I do believe you were quite schloshed when you decided to call me last night and talk about your small penis.
schloshed by asouth August 5, 2007

schlouski 

A sexual act in which a man takes his penis out of a womans vagina and slaps her clit with his cock.
Ricky: Yo mike what did you do last night?
Mike: I had sex with your mom!
Ricky: Really? How was it?
Mike: Dude she went crazy when I pulled the ol' schlouski on her!
schlouski by bradcypherex March 30, 2009
To be a little bitch.
Phil passed out again? What a fucking schluss!
schluss by Schlusspuss May 11, 2016
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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