schlossberg

noun: a racist rant.

hey, that douchebag totally pulled a schlossberg on those fobs.

by Rael1000000 June 6, 2018

Jack Schlossberg

One of the hottest lawyers I’ve ever seen. Also John F. Kennedy’s grandson

Omg have you seen JFK’s grandson Jack Schlossberg???

by iloveryanreynoldss May 22, 2022

schlossered

1. being kept on one's toes for someone's (usually significant other's) amusement, limit testing, or sadistic enjoyment.

1. You've been schlossered!!!
2. I'm totally being schlossered here!!!

by supermodelwannabe May 10, 2008

Schlosser

Schlosser (sh-law-sir) (v): to reply unnecessarily soley for the sake of starting an argument

1. I totally just schlossered this guy, and he got so pissed that he threw his phone across the room.

2. I don't really understand what he's saying, but maybe if I schlosser him he won't realize it.

3. Please stop schlossering, Jared. I actually have work to do today.

by Jspizzle March 31, 2010

Scheissberg

(noun) Refers to the formation of a large mound of human faeces in the toilet bowl such that its peak reaches above the water level. It may or may not threaten to make contact with the defecator's nether-regions due to its immensity.

From the German word Scheiße (meaning shit) and the English Iceberg.

"Gee... I should have flushed half-way through that number-twos session! I nearly hit a Scheissberg."

by RoadsScholar53 May 29, 2009

Ben schlosser

a vary short kid who plays the forest with a tall kid

hey theres Ben schlosser the short kid

by because im short May 4, 2022

schlosser

A short, heavy set, gnomish looking person. Prone to fits of extreme violent and destructive behavior for little to no reason. Very likely to attack a Geisen on sight, can only be controlled by the intoxicated version of a Bozarth.

Shit, here comes that Schlosser, get the taser and give Bozarth some drank.

by Ned McCaster December 16, 2007