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schlepper 

A laborer. Someone so stupid or ill-educated that he is employed to fetch and carry things.

From the Yiddish schlep, to drag.
We have to reorganize the warehouse. Get in a bunch of schleppers.
schlepper by mrdobolino November 29, 2012
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A long and tiresome walk.
Origin: Yiddish.
It's a bit of a schlep from here to the shop.
schlep by Jono March 27, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2022

Schleyer 

- Bringer of Orgasms.

Dominant male capable of extended and vigorous coitus.

Derived from Dragonslayer and the Germanic word "Schley" which means a rod.

reference note -"the little death", is a metaphor for orgasm.
The Vamp has fallen to the Schleyer this night.

Horny wenches seek the Schleyer and the fair virgins he happens upon shall have a short shelf life.
Schleyer by Scarrath November 22, 2009

Schleepy Schnitzel 

The act of tracing your own pecker on the face of a tall german who is sleeping inside of a moving volkswaggen, preferebly a jetta. The sleeper must awake and have no idea the tracing is there. Upon discovering the tracing the tracee must not imediatly be able to tell what is drawn on his face.

There is no requirement to trace your balls, however doing so could constitute an Uber-Schleepy Schnitzel.
Hey man, so buddy falls asleep open mouth in my jetta and we totally schleepy schnitzel'ed him! it was awesome he just looked in the mirror and was like "wtf"
Schleepy Schnitzel by Samuel Leblanc September 25, 2009

schleepy 

In a state of tiredness but wanting to sound cute at the same time.
Can also be used when one cannot be bothered.
- "Do you want oral?"
- "I'm Schleepy...."
schleepy by JD and coke August 20, 2006

SCHLEYER 

the shit pretty much. An old German name that has defeated countless amounts of bitches. Many girls are not able to withstand the Schleyer man.
you tell a girl you are a schleyer and she is on you like white on rice.
SCHLEYER by MarkMack November 16, 2007
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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