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Schleepy Schnitzel 

The act of tracing your own pecker on the face of a tall german who is sleeping inside of a moving volkswaggen, preferebly a jetta. The sleeper must awake and have no idea the tracing is there. Upon discovering the tracing the tracee must not imediatly be able to tell what is drawn on his face.

There is no requirement to trace your balls, however doing so could constitute an Uber-Schleepy Schnitzel.
Hey man, so buddy falls asleep open mouth in my jetta and we totally schleepy schnitzel'ed him! it was awesome he just looked in the mirror and was like "wtf"
Schleepy Schnitzel by Samuel Leblanc September 25, 2009

Schleepy Schleiwies 

Oh, are you feeling schleepy Schleiwies?
Schleepy Schleiwies by Shenu October 12, 2003
LMFAOOOO im schleep!
schleep by TheRealLegitBoss August 6, 2016

Schleepin 

To sleep. To be sleeping. Said in a way as for you to be different and cool. Schleepin in the new "nig"
What the fuck you callin me for?...Im schleepin!
Schleepin by Devan J. June 8, 2009
the act of 'sleeping'
holy moly, i'm so tired. i think i will go to schleep. night night.
schleep by My name is Broo. August 28, 2004
When you touch a single cell onto your sleeping area and you immediately lose consciousness.

Past-tense: Schlept
Present-tense: Schleep
When I get home I'm going to schleep, hard.
Schleep by Riton October 10, 2018