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To carry heavy burdens. One who is said to unlucky or extreamly unfortunate. Also formerly a character on the popular cartoon "The Flintstones."

1. Yo, Lacey I've been a schleprock all week. First my car broke down and while walking to work a bird shit on my head. When I arrived my boss fired me and when I took the bus home I was mugged. By the time I got home my dog Lucky had died.

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schleprock

A guy who breaks everything he gets his hands on

Joe: Richie crashed my computer

Mike: again? He's such a SCHLEPROCK!

schleprock by Tiltied August 8, 2020

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schleprock

n. Total loser who will never amount to anything. See also "schlep"

1. Whassup schleprocks?
2. Yo! Schleprock! Fetch me some fresh coffee, and if its spit in, i'm gonna nut in your ear after assbangin' your momma.

schleprock by prodiGyBNTY March 27, 2003

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schleprock

A derogotory term for a person of Irish descent, came into parlance in New York in the early 20th century. A combination of 'shamrock' and the Yiddish term 'schlep', meaning to haul. Used to describe the Irish laborers by the wealthy Yiddish speakers of New York.

"Get back to work, schleprock!"

schleprock by Evan R. Shearin August 8, 2006

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schleprock sperm

Orgasms that only lead to trouble and misery. Based on the cartoon character "Schleprock" from The Flintstones. Schleprock was always under a thundercloud and bad things always happened to him.

My friend Ward got some chick pregnant 19 years ago and married her. They soon divorced and he had to support their kid for 18 years. He counted down the days until the kid turned 18 and he wouldn't have to pay child support anymore. The kid turned 18. Ward then went out, screwed some fat chick, and got HER pregnant. Now he has to pay child support for another 18 years. He has SCHLEPROCK SPERM.

schleprock sperm by Greyborzoi April 3, 2008

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schprockets

the most kick ass skit on saturday night live with mike meyers as some german dude

Now's zee time on schprockets ven vee dance!

schprockets by lespauladdict February 26, 2005

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shleprock

noun: A person who has awful posture and badluck. Based on the Flintstones character by the same name.

Checkout shleprock, I think he asked his sister to prom.

shleprock by Byron Rush February 17, 2006

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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