Jono's definitions

design-wanker

A designer who draws square holes for round screws
dosnt know left from right or back from front.
Draws all designs in an unknown format
AKA a Sayer

Robbie what is that supposed to be you fucking design-wanker.

by Jono February 16, 2005

bobber

Noun: A lump of green material extracted from one's nose. Known in the UK as a grolly.
Origins: Yiddish/Polish/Eastern European.
See also prunch.

I've picked a big bobber.

by Jono March 27, 2005

fuckholio

Insult, meaning one is foolish; making poor choices.

Comes from the words fuck and hole, adding a little twist of Mexican, and Beavis and Butthead.

John, you are quite the fuckholio.

by Jono August 6, 2004

wiger

white niger

Justin Timberlake

by Jono April 26, 2003

dog water

the hot cum that runs down a sluts leg after getting fucked

drink my dogwater

by Jono August 30, 2003

bubb rubb

biggest celebrity out there

dat's only in da mownin

by jono February 10, 2004

back door bandit

someone who likes it up the ass

mty teacher Mr Douce is a back door bandit

by jono September 7, 2003