Jono's definitions

pip

To urinate. The act of urination. Typically used by young children.
Origins: Yiddish/Polish/Eastern European.
See also bop.

I need to pip. Where is the toilet?

by Jono March 27, 2005

schlep

A long and tiresome walk.
Origin: Yiddish.

It's a bit of a schlep from here to the shop.

by Jono March 27, 2005

ringstinger

clasping ur hands together liek u are praying and jamiing them up a ass crack. prevents person from sitting for a week

i just gave him a mean ringstinger

by jono September 7, 2003

design-wanker

A designer who draws square holes for round screws
dosnt know left from right or back from front.
Draws all designs in an unknown format
AKA a Sayer

Robbie what is that supposed to be you fucking design-wanker.

by Jono February 16, 2005

doon

a vagina

thats one hairy doon

by jono February 6, 2004

bobber

Noun: A lump of green material extracted from one's nose. Known in the UK as a grolly.
Origins: Yiddish/Polish/Eastern European.
See also prunch.

I've picked a big bobber.

by Jono March 27, 2005

missbitter

miss - a single female, not married, not wanted

bitter - sour, ugly, see evil

missbitter - an irc user that likes to finger her anal live on webcam on irc

for an example message missbiter on irc

by Jono January 4, 2004