Jono's definitions

fuckholio

Insult, meaning one is foolish; making poor choices.

Comes from the words fuck and hole, adding a little twist of Mexican, and Beavis and Butthead.

John, you are quite the fuckholio.

by Jono August 6, 2004

dog water

the hot cum that runs down a sluts leg after getting fucked

drink my dogwater

by Jono August 30, 2003

wiger

white niger

Justin Timberlake

by Jono April 26, 2003

maugle

An abnormally small penis.

Tyler always went red with embarassment in the locker rooms with the other guys because of his maugle, which was proportionately bigger then his testicles.

by Jono December 20, 2004

missbitter

miss - a single female, not married, not wanted

bitter - sour, ugly, see evil

missbitter - an irc user that likes to finger her anal live on webcam on irc

for an example message missbiter on irc

by Jono January 4, 2004

bobber

Noun: A lump of green material extracted from one's nose. Known in the UK as a grolly.
Origins: Yiddish/Polish/Eastern European.
See also prunch.

I've picked a big bobber.

by Jono March 27, 2005

schmata

Variation: 'schmat', a bit of old cloth used for general cleaning duties.
Origin: Yiddish.

Pass me that schmat to wipe the sink, will you?

by Jono March 27, 2005