Jono's definitions

design-wanker

A designer who draws square holes for round screws
dosnt know left from right or back from front.
Draws all designs in an unknown format
AKA a Sayer

Robbie what is that supposed to be you fucking design-wanker.

by Jono February 16, 2005

doon

a vagina

thats one hairy doon

by jono February 6, 2004

bobber

Noun: A lump of green material extracted from one's nose. Known in the UK as a grolly.
Origins: Yiddish/Polish/Eastern European.
See also prunch.

I've picked a big bobber.

by Jono March 27, 2005

schmata

Variation: 'schmat', a bit of old cloth used for general cleaning duties.
Origin: Yiddish.

Pass me that schmat to wipe the sink, will you?

by Jono March 27, 2005

bop

Verb: to poo/shit/crap
Noun: a turd/length of poo
Typically used by young children.
Origins: Yiddish/Polish/Eastern European.
See also pip and prunch.

Hurry up in there, I need to bop.

by Jono March 27, 2005

ringstinger

clasping ur hands together liek u are praying and jamiing them up a ass crack. prevents person from sitting for a week

i just gave him a mean ringstinger

by jono September 7, 2003

schlep

A long and tiresome walk.
Origin: Yiddish.

It's a bit of a schlep from here to the shop.

by Jono March 27, 2005