Jono's definitions

doon

a vagina

thats one hairy doon

by jono February 6, 2004

spack badge

another name for a disabled persons parking permit ie: spackbadge, owned by a spack, which permits them to park wherever the fuck they want, but the spack wud be betta off parking it on a cliff edge and gettin a push(if the owner is a retard)

derek:oy, uve left ur spackbadge in my car!!! fukin or8 this, park where i fukin want!
owner of spackbadge ie the spack:wen ur bak down my way, i want it bak!
derek:fuck off ya spack

by jono January 6, 2004

pip

To urinate. The act of urination. Typically used by young children.
Origins: Yiddish/Polish/Eastern European.
See also bop.

I need to pip. Where is the toilet?

by Jono March 27, 2005

design-wanker

A designer who draws square holes for round screws
dosnt know left from right or back from front.
Draws all designs in an unknown format
AKA a Sayer

Robbie what is that supposed to be you fucking design-wanker.

by Jono February 16, 2005

chupacabra

The La chupacabra is the most verousous goat sucker. He hunts his pray with devil eyes, and once has ahold of theme, sucks any trace of the goats blood..

This goat has no body fluids, the la chupacabra is near...

by Jono April 11, 2005

schmata

Variation: 'schmat', a bit of old cloth used for general cleaning duties.
Origin: Yiddish.

Pass me that schmat to wipe the sink, will you?

by Jono March 27, 2005

bop

Verb: to poo/shit/crap
Noun: a turd/length of poo
Typically used by young children.
Origins: Yiddish/Polish/Eastern European.
See also pip and prunch.

Hurry up in there, I need to bop.

by Jono March 27, 2005