Jono's definitions

spack badge

another name for a disabled persons parking permit ie: spackbadge, owned by a spack, which permits them to park wherever the fuck they want, but the spack wud be betta off parking it on a cliff edge and gettin a push(if the owner is a retard)

derek:oy, uve left ur spackbadge in my car!!! fukin or8 this, park where i fukin want!
owner of spackbadge ie the spack:wen ur bak down my way, i want it bak!
derek:fuck off ya spack

by jono January 6, 2004

chupacabra

The La chupacabra is the most verousous goat sucker. He hunts his pray with devil eyes, and once has ahold of theme, sucks any trace of the goats blood..

This goat has no body fluids, the la chupacabra is near...

by Jono April 11, 2005

ringstinger

clasping ur hands together liek u are praying and jamiing them up a ass crack. prevents person from sitting for a week

i just gave him a mean ringstinger

by jono September 7, 2003

schlep

A long and tiresome walk.
Origin: Yiddish.

It's a bit of a schlep from here to the shop.

by Jono March 27, 2005

wiger

white niger

Justin Timberlake

by Jono April 26, 2003

bubb rubb

biggest celebrity out there

dat's only in da mownin

by jono February 10, 2004

dog water

the hot cum that runs down a sluts leg after getting fucked

drink my dogwater

by Jono August 30, 2003