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Schleicher 

A red-headed female that at a minimum, has to douche three times daily because of an excessively smelly cum dumpster
Look at that schleicher over there... I can smell her from here.
Schleicher by Dave Nestle February 26, 2009
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Destiny Schleicher 

The skankiest “barbie wannabe” all of Erie, PA has seen who’s boyfriend doesn’t love her enough to stop fucking his ex. There are lots of good plastic surgeons your daddy can afford to fix that nasty nose.
“Hey have you hit Destiny Schleicher bro? Worst time ever.”

“Nah man, I got respect for myself.”
in german speach a schleimer(for she "schleimerin") is a person whos head is proverbial sticking in ones ass - for a schleimers advantage... also the austrian (a german dialekt) word "oarschkriacha" - something like (free translated) asscrowler means the same.
a person veryvery nice too other people only for getting into better positions.
upwards he´s a schleimer downwards he kicks
schleimer by martin mou newmiller December 24, 2006

Schlecker 

Stealing a girl at a party/gathering that some one else called dibs on.
John totally pulled a Schlecker on me at the party last night.
Schlecker by D U February 3, 2010

schmeicheled 

To be bamboozled, broken, duped, taken in, doomed, deceived, hornswaggled, or otherwise unfairly screwed over by an instructor or person of authority. When you have been schmeichled, you have been given no alternative but to "take it like a man" with no possibility of recourse. Can also be used as an exclamation when something goes terribly wrong, aka S*** hits the fan, such as "Schmeichled!"
You receive a parking ticket in a 20 min zone and you've only been there 15 min; you have been schmeicheled.

You wait on hold for tech support for 45 minutes listening to static and elevator music, and when the representative finally answers, he accidentally hangs up on you; you have been schmeicheled.

The teacher came in, washed the whiteboard with Windex, passed out the midterms, and we proceeded to be schmeicheled.

The average test score was 18/100, and all we could say was, "We got schmeicheled again."

schmeicheled by Jeff and Aimi April 2, 2006

schecher 

A ruit/beer pong psycheout tactic whereby a member of the defending team places a tab of a beer can or bottle top on the table in front of the cups, preventing the shooting team from being able to sink a cup.
Example 1:
person 1: SCHECHER!
person 2: ...shit.

Example 2:
person 2: balls back!
person 1: you're not making any more cups.
person 2: why's that?
person 1: SCHECHER!
person 2: ...shit.
schecher by shpam 4 January 14, 2010

Schulicher 

A particular form of Schulich student attending the Schulich School of Business at York University in Toronto, Canada. This is a breed set apart from the normal, hard working Schulich student and takes snobbery, stupidity and competition to an extreme level. A mostly stuck up person who puts the other Schulich students at York University to shame. Often the type of person, girl or guy, who believes that they are better than most others at York because they go to Schulich. These are individuals who's Daddies are paying their fees for them, and who seem to feel entitled to almost anything. Using round about logic, they try to not talk to 'yorkies' and often live in a dreamworld where their prestige is known to all, when n reality very few people outside of York has ever heard of Schulich. The younger Schulichers like to get drunk and party, pretending this is appropriate behavior for business students, and also engage in forming cliques and fraternities. These kids are despised by the decent Schulich crowd and other York students alike and will often take over perfectly good residences or study spaces to shout loudly and waste 8 hours attempting to study. Some of the more severe cases will get pissed off that their final degrees will state they attended York University and not Schulich, not realizing that Schulich is not a University or school in it's self.
Yorkie: Hey you see that Schulicher over there, handing out business cards and pretending he's tough shit?

Yorkie 2: Which one?

Yorkie 1: The guy with the baseball cap and business suit...

Yorkie 2: The one know one's paying attention to?

Yorkie 1: Yep, that's the one.
Schulicher by ts2009 August 16, 2009
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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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