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Fail Scratcher
When at a festival and somebody does a shout in an attempt to get a reply from a stranger. If there is no return shout, this is a Fail Scratcher.
Fail Scratcher by Shifty Man Pants. December 6, 2010
schaeffer’s new zealand deck sealant
An ad done by a New Zealand guy who keeps talking about his deck but it sounds like he’s saying dick
“Hey, get that squirrel off my dick! He knows he’s not allowed to come on my dick!” Quote Schaeffer’s New Zealand Deck Sealant guy
schaeffer’s new zealand deck sealant by Moduluss March 12, 2019
ashley schaeffer
This term refers to a gratuitous back-handed pop in the testicles, as delivered by Ashley Schaeffer to Kenny Powers in the HBO series Eastbound and Down.
It is ordinarily considered bad form to give an ashley schaeffer under most circumstances, however, this rule tends to loosen when excessive amounts of alcohol are added to the equation. It is often hypothesized that male drinking buddies who regularly execute the ashley schaeffer may suffer from unrequited homosexual desires. Either that, or they just have a really sadistic sense of humor. Either way, the ashley schaeffer is rarely funny to the recipient.
It is ordinarily considered bad form to give an ashley schaeffer under most circumstances, however, this rule tends to loosen when excessive amounts of alcohol are added to the equation. It is often hypothesized that male drinking buddies who regularly execute the ashley schaeffer may suffer from unrequited homosexual desires. Either that, or they just have a really sadistic sense of humor. Either way, the ashley schaeffer is rarely funny to the recipient.
The church pastor failed to see the humor in my quick and ruthless delivery of an ashley schaeffer to his holy ballsack. Maybe I should have waited until the sermon was over.
ashley schaeffer by Lârry Dângüs, esq. July 23, 2009
Belly Scratcher
Quite simply a giant douche bag. More often than not, a Lacrosse player and/or some form of Jock. A male who is either obsessed with his own stomach or wants everyone to see his stomach for some unknown reason. (it most certainly doesn't have a bad itch) This male is either looking for envy among other males, to signal other belly scratchers of being part of the club, or the possibility of female attention. Look for scratching sessions anywhere from 10-15 seconds to a full 4 minutes depending on location.
Side effects of talking to belly scratchers will cause a severe loss in brain cells. Avoid as much as possible.
Side effects of talking to belly scratchers will cause a severe loss in brain cells. Avoid as much as possible.
Hey Dan, you have a good dinner out last night?
Nah brah, there were belly scratchers everywhere.
Oh balls dude.
Nah brah, there were belly scratchers everywhere.
Oh balls dude.
Belly Scratcher by pedaltothemetal August 26, 2010
scheherazade
scheherazade by cherrygirl3242 February 13, 2018
scratcher jizz
scratcher jizz by slurpeegirl June 30, 2014
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A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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