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Schlapps 

A Combination of Slaps and Schlong
When your dick physically slaps something
Or Alternatively when the Sex Is Good
"Yeah I just Schlapped my meat on the counter for literally no reason" or "Yeah ig that dick really Schlapps and after I start playing Clash Royale"
Schlapps by YungTejano2004 April 29, 2020
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schnappster

a very large bottle of cheap-ass peppermint schnapps. refer to the movie "The Stoned Age" for further guidance.
we got some of the schnappster *bing*
schnappster by Pat Kulju December 16, 2003
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Peppermint Schnapps 

Peppermint liqueur of a higher alcoholic content and less sweet than creme de menthe; often taken on the rocks or with coke and ice.
Drinking peppermint schnapps tastes like your drinking a alcohlic candy cane!
Peppermint Schnapps by OneBadAsp October 28, 2006

Schnappschwap 

An event in which several parties participate in the exchange of a plethora of varieties of schnapps.
The nu 4 schnappschwap was the first official schnappschwap. There were 4 varieties of schnapps and we all became very drunk
Schnappschwap by .reefer. October 16, 2011

Schnappsis

n. A condensed statement or outline of a previous night after having blacked out from heavy drinking.
Person 1: "Ugh, I can't believe how much we drank last night, can someone please tell me what happened?"
Person 2: "It's a long story, I'll give you the schnappsis"
Schnappsis by DerekT October 24, 2011

Schnappschat 

What you refer to as Snapchat while drunk.
1: "Snap chat and alcohol DO NOT mix."
2: "Snapchat? You mean SCHNAPPSCHAT. Amirite?"
1: "God damn it."
2: "Why not?"
1: "So?"
Schnappschat by jadedeconomist February 8, 2014

schlong-schlapped 

to slap a girl in the face with your schlong.
Jack gave Jill a black eye when he schlong-schlapped her last nite.
schlong-schlapped by Chris Scholten February 10, 2007
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