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An internet meme that portrays former rapper XXXTentacion (Jahseh Onfroy) as a god called Jah, it's pretty funny and I didn't even hear about the actual god thing from like the bible until I looked Jah up on this website.
Jah, please let me get an A on this science test. Spotlight Uh Moonlight Uh Jahmen. Also: On Jah I better get a good grade on this science test.
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by YungTejano2004 February 14, 2019

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A YouTuber that makes videos with electronics and coding with really fucking stupid ideas and makes it funny. Probably has depression but who knows. Is Filipino and white, Hawaii citizen and some other stupid shit like he made a racist Elmo.
Do you know who Michael Reeves is?
Who the fuck is Michael Reeves.
by YungTejano2004 March 06, 2019

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Mexicans that had the border cross them, not had them cross the border. Been there for quite a while, Viva Tejas I guess.
Also Selena is better than your pop artist, by far.
I'm Tejano
Mexican Texican
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by YungTejano2004 March 14, 2019

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I hate this subject with a burning passion, it is not applicable to anything that will ever be used ever unless you take a stupid job as a high school math teacher. It is especially stupid because our teacher made us write a fuck ton of proofs and my wrist still has PTSD from that.
Whats your grade in Math?
I wanna die.
The class is easy if you try.
Shut the fuck up Max Geometry is a stupid subject.
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by YungTejano2004 March 07, 2019

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A Combination of Slaps and Schlong
When your dick physically slaps something
Or Alternatively when the Sex Is Good
"Yeah I just Schlapped my meat on the counter for literally no reason" or "Yeah ig that dick really Schlapps and after I start playing Clash Royale"
by YungTejano2004 April 29, 2020

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