schnappster

a very large bottle of cheap-ass peppermint schnapps. refer to the movie "The Stoned Age" for further guidance.

we got some of the schnappster *bing*

by Pat Kulju December 16, 2003

Schnoppster

Schnoppster; A smart, short jewish businessman born in the U.S. but residing in France.

"That Schnoppster spends more time flying over the Atlantic than he does in Paris! Why his commuting has earned him Air France lifetime Platinum Elite!"

by The Chief Reefster January 8, 2009

Schnapsterbate

Shitting, napping, and masturbating. The act of performing the 3 tasks in succession, without standing up and usually at work to pass time and or boredom.

You: How the hell are you busy all day at work?
Me: Well you have to factor in my break and since I can watch porn on it I usually go downstairs and schnapsterbate for about 30 minutes. 3 birds w/ 1 stone I call it multitasking!

by Rusty Zippenstien August 8, 2010

Schnappertunity

1. An opportunity to drink schnapps. i.e. Its cold outside - schnappertunity!

2. A party opportunity in which you can pour your friends schnapps. i.e. Hey what was in those shots?! / Peach Schnapps! / You asshole! / It was a schnappertunity I couldn't resist.

I ordered a hot chocolate and realized the schnappertunity at hand then ordered a shot of mint schnapps.

by cwtx22 April 24, 2011

Schnapper

Snap shot in call of duty, letting go of the aim trigger for an instant and pressing it back in to let the aim assist relock your target.

Bobby hit him with the schnapper,
Did you see that kid get the schnapper?

by Dodoski92 September 27, 2015

Schnapper

German word for a low priced buy of a normally higher priced article.
It's derived from 'Schnäppchen'.

Sometimes it's possible to make a 'Schnapper' in an Internet auction.

Mein neues Auto war ein echter Schnapper.

My new car was a good buy.

by YolYol August 21, 2007

schnoppster

Schnoppster; A smart, short jewish businessman born in the U.S. but residing in France.

That international Schnoppster spends more time over the atlantic flying between deals than he does at home!

by bmaca January 8, 2009