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schnappster

a very large bottle of cheap-ass peppermint schnapps. refer to the movie "The Stoned Age" for further guidance.
we got some of the schnappster *bing*
schnappster by Pat Kulju December 16, 2003
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Schnoppster

Schnoppster; A smart, short jewish businessman born in the U.S. but residing in France.
"That Schnoppster spends more time flying over the Atlantic than he does in Paris! Why his commuting has earned him Air France lifetime Platinum Elite!"
Schnoppster by The Chief Reefster January 8, 2009

Schnapsterbate 

Shitting, napping, and masturbating. The act of performing the 3 tasks in succession, without standing up and usually at work to pass time and or boredom.
You: How the hell are you busy all day at work?
Me: Well you have to factor in my break and since I can watch porn on it I usually go downstairs and schnapsterbate for about 30 minutes. 3 birds w/ 1 stone I call it multitasking!

Schnappertunity 

1. An opportunity to drink schnapps. i.e. Its cold outside - schnappertunity!

2. A party opportunity in which you can pour your friends schnapps. i.e. Hey what was in those shots?! / Peach Schnapps! / You asshole! / It was a schnappertunity I couldn't resist.
I ordered a hot chocolate and realized the schnappertunity at hand then ordered a shot of mint schnapps.
Schnappertunity by cwtx22 April 24, 2011

Schnapper 

Snap shot in call of duty, letting go of the aim trigger for an instant and pressing it back in to let the aim assist relock your target.
Bobby hit him with the schnapper,
Did you see that kid get the schnapper?
Schnapper by Dodoski92 September 27, 2015

Schnapper 

German word for a low priced buy of a normally higher priced article.
It's derived from 'Schnäppchen'.

Sometimes it's possible to make a 'Schnapper' in an Internet auction.
Mein neues Auto war ein echter Schnapper.

My new car was a good buy.
Schnapper by YolYol August 21, 2007

schnoppster

Schnoppster; A smart, short jewish businessman born in the U.S. but residing in France.
That international Schnoppster spends more time over the atlantic flying between deals than he does at home!
schnoppster by bmaca January 8, 2009
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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