Schlabonk

When you bonk, but with a wind up.

"Schlabonk! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"

Schlabonk by Saturn Mist December 22, 2025

schlaank 

1. the disgusting particulate matter, consisting of dirt, dust, and hair that accumulates in the water cup of a beirut/beer pong game, especially games held in a college dorm room, where schlaank is particularly common.
2. Anything that has the disgusting qualities of schlaank.

1. "Loser (of the game) eats the schlaank!" (highly unadvisable).
2. "Yo this meatloaf tastes like schlaank."

schlaank by ballsanweiners February 19, 2009

Schlanket 

A somewhat cursed blanket covered in images of Jschlatt's face.

"What's on your bed?"
"That's my new custom made schlanket!"

Schlanket by CursedV June 19, 2022

schlanking 

When a guy jerks off.

He's really schlanking right now instead of gaming.

schlanking by Chooj April 2, 2021

schlonkied 

Wasted out of your mind!

Last night I downed that fireball and took 12 shots of jager and I was fucking schlonkied

schlonkied by Ky Fuckn Kidd January 24, 2014

Schkaboink 

When a girl in front of you is leaning on you legs, and you open your legs quickly so she falls back into your lap.

Me and Kathy were sitting at a group picnic when I schkaboinked her.

Schkaboink by Commieslayer1776 October 3, 2021

Schlanket 

A somewhat cursed blanket covered in images of Jschlatt's face.

"Hey what's on your bed?"
"That's my new schlanket I had it custom made!"

Schlanket by CursedV June 19, 2022