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1. A medical term referring to a red blood cell infected with so many malaria parasites that it is about to burst.

2. A ghetto way of saying "shit".
"The initial blood smear of Miss M shows a malaria parasitemia of more than 5%. I was also able to see plenty of schizonts."

"Are you kidding me dog? That track is the SCHIZONT!"
by Simon Chuck February 04, 2009
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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