Schizonomy

the state of an economy when everyone perceives news about anything as bad; constant pessimism about the state of the economy

Schizonomy is when news comes out that we've gotten all the bad guys off the streets, but everyone thinks that sucks because we're gonna have to spend a lot more tax money to keep them in jail.

by Fishbein May 5, 2009

Schizonophria

Adj.: A condition where one uses "No" too much. Defiant, Not willing to cooperate, does not agree with anything, says no to everything.

My mom doesn't let me do anything, I think she has Schizonophria.
That bitch will never fuck me, every time I try she gets all Schizonophria on me.

by Nezsem September 11, 2011