man: Im so exhausted from all the sex and hard work I do to please my woman and Im still broke becasue she is spending my money on worthless shit like new curtains.
woman: Im also giving it to your brother because he has no job so I employed him as my secret lover because he has a bigger penis than you.
man: Im gona get rid of you once and for all you little parasite.
woman: (playing the victim)stop choking me! help!
man: wow. now that my wife is dead I feel so much better. It's like I got rid of some parasites.
woman: Im also giving it to your brother because he has no job so I employed him as my secret lover because he has a bigger penis than you.
man: Im gona get rid of you once and for all you little parasite.
woman: (playing the victim)stop choking me! help!
man: wow. now that my wife is dead I feel so much better. It's like I got rid of some parasites.
by LONG LIVE OJAY SIMPSON August 07, 2006
One who leaches off others whilst pretending to be their friend. Once they have their fill they move on to the next victim.
That Slimbo is a real parasite. Waited till his mate got a big payout then he and his mates bled him white then disappeared.
by Slimbo Kev February 10, 2017
" hey you wanna watchg that jonny c, he ll try take the lot of ya if your not carefull, hes a right parasite"
by legend13 April 13, 2010
by black flag June 05, 2004
a member of the royal family who lives off the taxpayer whilst giving little in return except for opening a few hospitals and shaking a few hands
by tellitstraight September 07, 2007
most people in general in high school, thrive off of others,usually social animals, nosing into other people's bussiness, until someone grows the balls to the break their pretty little face
wide eyed parasite:"Are u and jenny having sex?"
descent person:"none of your business."(blank expression)
parasite:"please tell me, I wont tell anyone."
decent person walks away.
descent person:"none of your business."(blank expression)
parasite:"please tell me, I wont tell anyone."
decent person walks away.
by Slayerfan101 December 20, 2008
Jack: Shit dude, it's all burners, hippies, stoners, freaks and fags at this party.
Joey: Yep, nothin but parasites here, dude.
Joey: Yep, nothin but parasites here, dude.
by Jack the Dick March 07, 2007