Parasites

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Redneck word for binoculars.

That dea man was spying on my meth lab with parasites.

Parasites by the tweaker February 16, 2004

Words you can keep

parasites

see woman,women,girls,females.

man: Im so exhausted from all the sex and hard work I do to please my woman and Im still broke becasue she is spending my money on worthless shit like new curtains.
woman: Im also giving it to your brother because he has no job so I employed him as my secret lover because he has a bigger penis than you.
man: Im gona get rid of you once and for all you little parasite.
woman: (playing the victim)stop choking me! help!
man: wow. now that my wife is dead I feel so much better. It's like I got rid of some parasites.

parasites by LONG LIVE OJAY SIMPSON August 6, 2006

Parasites

Something that I love to talk about but would hate to get

Parasites are kinda cool

Parasites by SlimeyCuber June 20, 2021

Parasites

Women say it about their own kids are you going to deny their fucking existence and let people steal all their shit?

Hym "Yeah, you know what? Probably. Yeah. You probably would. I wouldn't put it past you. Parasites."

Parasites by Hym Iam March 23, 2024

hair parasites

one of those dam hairs that random appears on your backpack or clothes for some weird shit you first blame it on the person with the color hair that is closed to you

mikey;how did this get here?? Salvador:chill out it's just one of those hair parasites

hair parasites by 7uliette_ April 3, 2019

Mutual Parasites

Two friends who use each other for purposes to get by in society.

Keek has a a lot mutual parasites which whom he’s constantly surrounded by.

Mutual Parasites by SkateNazi666 March 20, 2019

Ego Parasites

People who lookup their own names on Urban Dictionary and share it on social media to see if anybody gives a fuck.
They are similar to Ego Bacteria, which usually settle their grounds via posting multiple pictures of their breakfast, lunch, dinner, etc. But Ego Parasites are prone to be more immune to common sense than Ego Bacteria.

- What's the whole deal about everybody posting the definition of their names on Instagram?

- Just another wave of Ego Parasites, nothing new...

Ego Parasites by SkankHunt42_therealone August 17, 2018

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026