Schilodging

The act of passing out drunk at someone's house without their knowledge.

- Dude, did you hear Jimmy was Schilodging at Caroline's last night?
- Yeah man, after the party he passed out under her couch!

Schilodging by WTC4L May 24, 2009

Schlonging 

The act of longing for the perfect schlong.

Princess Fiona waited in her tower schlonging for the perfect man to save her.

Schlonging by schlonging515 June 25, 2020

schLonging 

The act of longing to engage in sexual acts.

Woman: "Rough day?"
Man: "Not really... except that I've been schLonging for you all day."

schLonging by fly_fisher November 30, 2011

Schlonging 

To have sex with a girl (or fat guy if your gay) through their boobs.

Man Andrew, I gave becca the worlds best schlonging yesterday.

Schlonging by Anastasia Beverhausen September 30, 2005

Schlogging 

From the German Schzloggszeinfargen, when a woman violently slobbers over the penis making an almost eriely familiar sound of a pig choking on it's own blood after it's throat has been slashed. Frequently seen in action in many erotic adult films. Schloggin is also acceptable.

Gawt damn fool! Bitch was SCHLOGGING my rod so hard I thought she was gonna puke all over my junk!

Schlogging by Dr_Trac October 28, 2007

Schlonging 

When a male engages in the sexual act of positioning his manhood between a female's bresteses and prepares to have sex with her chest, thereby giving her a schnlonging

Man Arthur, I gave that fat chick a good schlonging last night.

Schlonging by Schlonger September 25, 2005

schlonging 

Lounging around not doing much.

John: What you been doing today?
Joe: Oh just schlonging.

schlonging by jakes_son99 June 3, 2009