Definitions by fly_fisher

schLonging 

The act of longing to engage in sexual acts.

Woman: "Rough day?"
Man: "Not really... except that I've been schLonging for you all day."

schLonging by fly_fisher November 30, 2011

breastfix 

When a woman's breasts are touched, fondled, grabbed, or otherwise by a man who hasn't had the recent pleasure.

Made to sound like poorly enunciated pronunciation of 'breakfast', it's literally getting your breast fix.

Husband: "I sure could use some breastfix."
Wife: "You've got issues..."

breastfix by fly_fisher January 13, 2011