Schlonging 

The act of longing for the perfect schlong.

Princess Fiona waited in her tower schlonging for the perfect man to save her.

Schlonging by schlonging515 June 25, 2020

schLonging 

The act of longing to engage in sexual acts.

Woman: "Rough day?"
Man: "Not really... except that I've been schLonging for you all day."

schLonging by fly_fisher November 30, 2011

Schlonging 

To have sex with a girl (or fat guy if your gay) through their boobs.

Man Andrew, I gave becca the worlds best schlonging yesterday.

Schlonging by Anastasia Beverhausen September 30, 2005

Schlonging 

When a male engages in the sexual act of positioning his manhood between a female's bresteses and prepares to have sex with her chest, thereby giving her a schnlonging

Man Arthur, I gave that fat chick a good schlonging last night.

Schlonging by Schlonger September 25, 2005

schlonging 

Lounging around not doing much.

John: What you been doing today?
Joe: Oh just schlonging.

schlonging by jakes_son99 June 3, 2009

Schlonging 

The act of sticking suction cup dildos on hoods of cars

Who wants to go schlonging in the parking lot

Schlonging by MasterBlasterTrailBoss July 27, 2022

Schlonging 

Schlong + longing.
Expression when someone is desperated or in need for sexual activities.
When someone is longing for the schlong.

In that moment she was schlonging so hard for David her panties started to moisten

Schlonging by Lucius Darko June 10, 2023