schlonging

John: What you been doing today?
Joe: Oh just schlonging.

by jakes_son99 June 03, 2009

Flag

schlonged

When a man beats a woman, like he would with his penis, in the race for President of the United States.

by Calypso121 April 03, 2016

Flag

A penis which is a fairly good length. As opposed to a schlort, or a schledium.

Stop fiddling with your schlong Jimmy, put it back in ur pants.

by Andrewsky March 07, 2003

Flag

by demhatz April 02, 2016

Flag

when a woman is fucked so good by a big dick she's having trouble walking the next morning

(Brandi) Damn girl, you sure are moving slow this morning.
(johnnie) OMG that guy really schlonged me good last night.

by kennclie April 10, 2016

Flag

1. 1960s: from Yiddish shlang, from Middle High German slange ‘snake’

2. A man's penis

Jesus, look at his schlong!

by And. July 19, 2018

Flag

A cock with substantial thigh-slapping length and girth.

John ruined his sister's wedding when he drunkenly whipped out his schlong in front of everyone at the reception.

by Aw yeah February 22, 2005

Flag