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Schiavo (ed) 

To get so incredibly drunk that you're in a vegetation like stage, and have no ability to function.
Person A: Dude, I just failed my Accounting test.
Person B: Same-sies.
Person A: I have a half gallon in my room, fuck it, lets get Schiavo (ed) tonight.
Schiavo (ed) by Fuck the Huskies January 5, 2008

Schaivoed 

The point at which you become so high and/or drunk, that you are no longer able to stand or sit. A schaivoed individual will enter a vegetative state, and will lay down on the nearest horizontal surface, most often the floor.
Dude, I smoked a whole bowl of the crippy at Jim's party and got schaivoed. I woke up the next morning in a dress.
Schaivoed by Deadly Pancake January 9, 2009

schiavoed 

Dude, we got so schiavoed last night. This morning we found jizz on the dining room table. Nobody knows who it belongs too.
schiavoed by matt thermopolis November 30, 2010

schianoed 

1.) To stampede and bull rush on a victory t-formation, also known as the kneel down to end a game.

2.) Whether in sports or in general, to obliterate and destroy shit up
1.) Damn, we just got schianoed, our offensive line also just got worked up front. We should have expected a badass coach like Schiano to run through us like rag dolls- Tom Coughlin.

2.) Man I got more schianoed at the bars last night than Mark Sanchez has in a football game
schianoed by faux_blainegabbert October 29, 2012

Schiaved 

(adj.) when one becomes so drunk that they are as incapacitated as Terry Schiavo.
(V.) To be drunk to the point of incapacitation. (as in Terry Schiavo)
"Last weekend I was out at a killer party and got schiaved."
"Dude you are so schiaved right now"
Schiaved by Duxbury March 31, 2009

schiavoed 

getting fucked up to a state of mental and physical retardation
dude, lets all get schiavoed tonight
schiavoed by bofanD February 26, 2009