Schiavo (ed)

To become so inebriated or stoned that one
is mostly brain dead yet has a placid or even happy exterior demeanor.

Man! After that 1/8 th of Kind we were way
Schiavoed!

by Theo April 06, 2005

Schiavo (ed)

To get so incredibly drunk that you're in a vegetation like stage, and have no ability to function.

Person A: Dude, I just failed my Accounting test.
Person B: Same-sies.
Person A: I have a half gallon in my room, fuck it, lets get Schiavo (ed) tonight.

by Fuck the Huskies December 13, 2007