Shiavoed

The state of drunkenness when one becomes nearly or completely comatose. His or her appearance resembles a child with down syndrome or Terri (from whence the term is derived). Alcohol poisoning often accompanies a person when they get this intoxicated. Black outs and tunnel vision are also related. In order for a person to reach Shiavoed, they must first become: tipsy, drunk, smashed, hammered, plastered then finally shiavoed.

Johnny played powerhour at a bar for 5 hours and became completely shiavoed at the end of the night.

by Brettastic July 24, 2008

Shiavoed

The act of getting ridiculously plowed, resembling the actions of Terry Shiavo throughout her 13 year struggle with minimal to no brain activity.

Im getting real plowed tonight. Oh, so your getting shiavoed? Yes.

by Samuel Slade November 17, 2006

Shiavoed

To remove a feeding tube causing an infirmed or disabled person to die a long painful and agonizing death from starvation and dehydration.

An orphaned disabled child was shiavoed because she had a feeding tube and relied on the state for her care.

by Subliberal March 31, 2005

shiavoed

If you do something in a vandalizing fashion without destroying it completely.

example: I just shiavoed Dillons mattress throwing it off his 3 story balcony. another example: lighting fireworks and throwing them into a porter potty (that might be pushing it if you destroy the portable toilet).

by Sam Adam October 28, 2006

Shivoed

to be very intoxicated by use of alcohol.

Dude, I am so shivoed right now.

by Stern December 31, 2005

schiavoed

straight destroyed mentally, shit-faced

Dude, we got so schiavoed last night. This morning we found jizz on the dining room table. Nobody knows who it belongs too.

by matt thermopolis November 30, 2010

shaivoed

<verb>: to become, or be in a state of incapacitation or comatose, due to a number of varying reasons including: getting knocked out, getting too crunk, or passing out from other means...

A:Yo Carl, check out that dude passed out on the couch! I will now proceed to fart on his head.
B: Yeah, he got shaivoed from that Henny! Damn, that fart was juicy, Frederick!

by Jason A. May 4, 2006