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schiavoed 

straight destroyed mentally, shit-faced
Dude, we got so schiavoed last night. This morning we found jizz on the dining room table. Nobody knows who it belongs too.
schiavoed by matt thermopolis November 30, 2010
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schiavoed 

getting fucked up to a state of mental and physical retardation
dude, lets all get schiavoed tonight
schiavoed by bofanD February 26, 2009

Schiavoed 

Too drunk or stoned to move. In a vegetable like state. Refers to the look of Terri Schiavo, who in March 2005 was involved in major supreme court rulings on whether or not she would remain living off machines, or would be put to rest as her husband says she wanted.
"Dude! Look at me! I am way to schiavoed to do anything right now"
Schiavoed by Fast Eddie March 23, 2005

Schiavoed 

To get retardedly drunk
Man I got so schiavoed last night i wound up making out with some fat chick.
Schiavoed by joe April 13, 2005

Schiavoed 

When you are planning to get fucked up, retarded
I am going to get Schiavoed tonight
Schiavoed by Joe Sayre October 30, 2007

Schiavoed 

To get fucked up on drugs or alcohol to a point where you cannot move or talk.
Matt is so Schiavoed right now hes been laying there all night. I think its time to pull the plug.
Schiavoed by Gonzom85 April 12, 2010
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